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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fu Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). He arrived on a last minute flight shortly after looking tired and unhappy. Officials decided the fight should still take place, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fu Man and Arse Biscuits. Biscuits has chosen Who are they trying to con as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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195 lbs
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198 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fu Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arse Biscuits!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Man tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Biscuits wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Biscuits working away.
Man tries to bench press Biscuits off him but Biscuits keeps the position.
You can see the frustration on Man's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Man can't do much from the bottom here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man is not content to let Biscuits control the position.
Biscuits tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Biscuits has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Biscuits cracks Man with a big elbow.
Man struggling a bit here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Man is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Biscuits's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Man is trying to control but can't.
Man wants to improve his position but Biscuits is controlling well.
Man moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Biscuits advances position into side control!
Biscuits is trying to get an arm triangle but Man is defending well.
Biscuits working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits tries for a kimura but Man is defending well.
Man struggling a bit here.
Biscuits looks up at the clock and then as Man takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Biscuits smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Man is not content to let Biscuits control the position.
Man might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Man tries to buck Biscuits off but Biscuits is having none of it.
Man struggling a bit here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuits tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits wants to lay and pray for a moment but Man keeps working.
You can see the frustration on Man's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Man is looking for a sweep.
Biscuits is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
You can see the frustration on Man's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Man is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Biscuits off and has taken his back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arse Biscuits dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Biscuits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Biscuits shoots in and bounces Man off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We've been informed that Biscuits has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Biscuits looking to pass the guard.
Biscuits won't allow Man to sweep him here.
Biscuits avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Man had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Biscuits defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuits tries to free his leg and advance position but Man is retaining full guard.
Biscuits is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man working for submissions but it's allowed Biscuits to get to half guard.
Biscuits trying to pass the guard but Man defending well.
Man is staying active underneath Biscuits, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Man looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Man tries to get to full guard but Biscuits has control of the leg.
Biscuits passes the guard and advances to mount!
Man tries to hold on but Biscuits pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Biscuits is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Biscuits fails to advance to Man's back.
Biscuits can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Man is looking to escape.
Man is just holding on here. Biscuits manages to take his back.
Man trying to control the position but Biscuits manages to sink in the hooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits scores with punches and elbows.
Biscuits has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Man has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Biscuits has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Man is defending well but eventually Biscuits manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Man has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Arse Biscuits!
An intense looking Arse Biscuits took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'That was Bullshit. My manager fucked up my flight and I missed the start of the event. I'll give my fight money and bonus to my opponent. If Hostility want to do a rematch. I'm cool with that...Sorry guys, don't worry. I'll be having serious words with my fucktard manager.'.
The defeated Fu Man had this to say: 'Im a Can i was paid to get my ass beat .'.
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hype
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