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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felipezoom Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. Insano is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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274 lbs
20 - 9 - 0 |
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255 lbs
33 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Felipezoom Insano!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Insano.
Bateman takes a swing at Insano's ribcage but misses.
Bateman throws a body punch but Insano moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Insano there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A shot to the body from Insano misses
and Bateman counters with a nice low kick that buckles Insano's knee momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Insano. Beautiful body shot.
We've been told by Bateman's head coaches at Spartan MMA: LOD that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Insano uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bateman.
Bateman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Insano.
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Insano.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bateman.
Insano staying out of range there.
Insano tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bateman throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Felipezoom Insano has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Insano misses the target.
Insano throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice inside leg kick there by Insano. That's going to slow Bateman down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from Insano lands.
Insano checks a low kick from Bateman.
A slow jab from Insano misses its intended target.
Bateman moves into range and clinches up with Insano.
Insano doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Insano working aggressively here.
Bateman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bateman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Insano throws a punch but it's blocked by Bateman.
A head punch on the inside from Insano fails to land.
Bateman blocking some punches.
Insano tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Insano working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bateman tries to throw a body punch but Insano avoids it by throwing Bateman back against the cage.
Bateman manages to break the clinch.
Insano tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Insano rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bateman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bateman lands with a kick to the ribs.
Insano misses the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Insano chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bateman can pounce on him.
Insano tries to move into range but Bateman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bateman checks the leg kick.
Insano throws a body shot but no joy.
Bateman rushes Insano and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bateman blocks an uppercut.
Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bateman throws a series of punches but Insano avoids them all with ease.
Bateman moves out of range of the strikes.
Insano walks into a straight right hand from Bateman.
The fighters circling - Bateman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Insano missing with a left hand there. Bateman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Insano throws a good cross that connects.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bateman, right into the meat.
Nice cross by Bateman.
Insano has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bateman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Insano throws out the jab.
Bateman slips under a jab.
Insano fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bateman manages to avoid it.
Insano misses with a looping left.
Bateman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Insano.
Bateman slips under a jab from Insano.
Jab by Insano.
Bateman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Insano moves away.
Bateman bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bateman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bateman scores with a jab.
Bateman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Insano looks winded!
Insano ducks right into an uppercut from Bateman.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman slips under a jab.
Insano just misses with a punch to the body.
Insano's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Insano feints a jab promting Bateman to slip. Insano then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bateman slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bateman looks to land a right hand but Insano moved out of range.
Bateman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Insano.
Bateman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Insano throws a low kick but Bateman moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Insano misses its intended target.
Insano connects with a jab.
Insano takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Insano throws the left hand but Bateman avoids the punch easily.
Insano misses with a low kick as Bateman jumps back.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Good shot there by Bateman.
That has opened up Felipezoom Insano's cut even more.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Insano counters with a stiff right hand.
Insano scores with a leg kick.
Bateman sends Insano crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bateman is motioning to the referee to let Insano up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Insano is rocked!
Insano swings for the body but Bateman moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Felipezoom Insano's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bateman lands a right hook to the body.
Insano throws a body punch but Bateman moves out of range.
Bateman throws a leg kick but Insano sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
A shot to the body from Insano misses
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Bateman! Insano is out on his feet! Bateman rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Insano is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Insano is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
An out of breath Patrick Bateman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Felipezoom Insano was interviewed post fight and said 'As always I can do everything through Christ my lord and savior who strengthens me. Without him I wouldn't be here tonight. I think this is it I don't have it anymore. Yes I am retiring.'.
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hype
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