PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Matt Porcelain Punisher was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Prime
vs
Porcelain Punisher

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Optimus Prime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Sandra Marshall and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porcelain Punisher with a nice cross.

It looks like Optimus Prime has been cut.
Porcelain Punisher loads up on a big right hand but Prime slips the punch.
A swing and a miss from Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher lunges at Prime with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Prime's hand.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a straight left.

Porcelain Punisher cracks Prime with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Prime looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Porcelain Punisher finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Porcelain Punisher pounces like a tiger and cracks Prime with a vicious hook! Prime is down but not out! Porcelain Punisher follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Matt Porcelain Punisher!