PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guan Yu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. The crowd seem to be enjoying Yu's choice of entrance music: Tale of Three Brothers. Guan Yu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hanson
vs
Yu

182 cm
23
208 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

183 cm
21
205 lbs
6 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Pitt Nutrition + Laundry (160 Recovery, Stamina

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Guan Yu!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Hanson does it's job there.
Hanson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Yu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hanson circles away quickly and effectively.
Hanson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Yu swinging wildly here.
Yu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Yu throws a looping overhand right but Hanson ducks down to avoid it.
Yu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yu lands with a nice combination. Hanson backs away looking to recover.
Yu scores with a nice head shot.
Yu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hanson connects with a high kick.
Hanson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Yu takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Yu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hanson.
Yu misses with a double jab.
Yu ducks right into an uppercut from Hanson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Yu does no damage.
Hanson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hanson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yu in his tracks.
Yu misses with a series of wild punches.
Hanson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Yu.
Hanson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yu.
The fighters circling - Hanson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hanson slips under a jab.
Hanson throws a hook but Yu avoids it easily.
Yu listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yu misses the shot to the body.
Yu misses with an uppercut. Hanson saw that one coming.
Hanson looks to throw the jab but Yu is out of range.
Hanson tried to score with a low kick but Yu checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yu throws a left and a right that both miss

and Hanson counters by moving into the clinch.
Yu misses with the head strike.
Hanson lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hanson prevents a body shot from Yu.
Hanson tries to throw a body punch but Yu avoids it by throwing Hanson back against the cage.
Yu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hanson controlling the action here for a moment.
Yu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hanson scores with a shoulder strike.
Yu blocking some punches.
Yu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanson misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yu.
Yu struggles to land a body shot inside as Hanson controls his hands.
Hanson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yu blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Yu pulls Hanson into guard.

Yu has his foot on Hanson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hanson works his way back into a safe position though.

Yu working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hanson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hanson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Yu is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Hanson frees his head nicely. Oh but Yu has switched to an armbar! Hanson is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Guan Yu!
Guan Yu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Pauline Hanson spoke after the fight, saying 'I don't like it when you turn my voice about, I don't like it when you vote One Nation out.'.