PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Agent 47 (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

47
vs
Pitakaka

183 cm
21
211 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

189 cm
26
217 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Agent 47!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
47 throws a body shot but no joy.
Pitakaka lands with a nice body kick.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
47 misses the shot to the body.
47 looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
47 misses with an uppercut. Pitakaka saw that one coming.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but 47 moves out of range.
47 tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
47 on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick which misses 47's front leg but catches the back leg as 47 tries to avoid it.
Sloppy strikes from 47. Those never looked like landing.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
Pitakaka takes a swing at 47's ribcage but misses.
47 avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka looks to land a body kick but 47 moved away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
47 uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
47 moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
47 throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
47 throws a right and a left that Pitakaka avoids nicely.
Pitakaka throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pitakaka.
Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and 47 moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
47 connects with a solid leg kick.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and 47 moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
47 throws a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Pitakaka cracks the inside of 47's front leg.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from 47.
47 lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but 47 moved away.
47 takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick

and 47 counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Pitakaka looks winded!
47 wants to control from the top but Pitakaka keeps moving.
Pitakaka is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst 47 is controlling him.
47 sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Pitakaka keeping full guard, as 47 tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
47 throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pitakaka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pitakaka can't keep his opponent in guard - 47 advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
47 not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pitakaka is trying to stand.
47 is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
47 winds up and cracks Pitakaka with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
47 works his way into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but 47 has just dragged him back down to the mat.

47 tries for a kimura but Pitakaka is defending well.
47 taking a breather here.
Pitakaka is trying to control 47's posture but 47 avoids it.
47 looks up at the clock and then as Pitakaka takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, 47 smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

47 is working to tighten his grip on Pitakaka's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Pitakaka has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but 47 is really squeezing tight and eventually Pitakaka passes out! 47 breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Agent 47!
Agent 47 thanked the fans post fight for their support.