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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Anastasio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: call to prayer. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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190 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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194 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anthony Anastasio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Steve Montenegro and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Fuckwell throws a right and a left that Anastasio avoids nicely.
Nice defenses there by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Anastasio counters with a good low kick that Fuckwell was not able to check.
Anastasio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big right from Fuckwell misses.
Anastasio scores with the left hand. Fuckwell knows he should have avoided that one.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Anastasio.
Fuckwell scores with a leg kick.
Anastasio is looking to slow Fuckwell down with leg kicks.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anastasio checks a low kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fuckwell duly obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anastasio tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anastasio manages to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Anastasio.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Anastasio.
Good work by Fuckwell as he checks the leg kick.
Anastasio connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckwell jabs Anastasio right on the nose. Anastasio blinks but takes it well.
Fuckwell ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Anastasio missing with a left hand there. Fuckwell was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Anastasio looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckwell is just out of range.
Fuckwell connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Anastasio's hands.
Fuckwell misses with a series of wild punches.
Anastasio throws a leg kick but Fuckwell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fuckwell lands a really nice looking cross but Anastasio seems unphased.
Anastasio tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Fuckwell lands with a nice combination. Anastasio backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anastasio throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell digs a good hook to Anastasio's body.
Fuckwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Anastasio.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anastasio throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuckwell misses the target.
Fuckwell blocks a head kick by Anastasio.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anastasio.
Fuckwell lands with a straight right. Anastasio didn't see that one coming.
Fuckwell throws a jab but it's blocked by Anastasio.
Anastasio lands with a nice body punch.
Anastasio throws a body shot but no joy.
Anastasio throws a hook but Fuckwell avoids it easily.
Fuckwell has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Anastasio tries to land a leg kick but Fuckwell saw it coming and moves away.
Fuckwell scores with a jab. Anastasio acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuckwell lands a jab.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Anastasio ducks down to avoid it.
Anastasio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Anastasio.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anastasio ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckwell moves away.
Fuckwell lands a nice shot to the body.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anastasio scores with a nice body kick.
Fuckwell cracks Anastasio with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fuckwell checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fuckwell throws a body shot but no joy.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Anastasio.
Fuckwell misses with a hook.
Anastasio misses with a head kick.
Anastasio tests Fuckwell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Anastasio throws a leg kick but Fuckwell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Anastasio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anastasio does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Anastasio moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell lands a nice shot to the body.
Anastasio throws a wild body kick that Fuckwell sees coming a mile off.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot that sends Anastasio's belly button to the back.
Anastasio throws a head kick that misses
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anastasio tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fuckwell is able to avoid easily.
Fuckwell slips a jab from Anastasio.
Anastasio on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Anastasio throws a leg kick but Fuckwell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Anastasio misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anastasio. Fuckwell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anastasio throws a body shot but no joy.
Fuckwell scores with a nice right hand.
Anastasio misses with a low kick.
Fuckwell scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Anastasio tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fuckwell is able to avoid easily.
Anastasio throws a leg kick
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell clobbers Anastasio with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Anastasio tries to score with a low kick but Fuckwell moves his leg out of the way.
Fuckwell stuns Anastasio with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Anastasio should have avoided that one.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anastasio.
Fuckwell lands with a slapping head kick.
Fuckwell with a nice cross.
Anastasio is looking to chop away at Fuckwell's legs.
Anastasio lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fuckwell has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Anastasio is looking to clinch.
Anastasio misses with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anastasio dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fuckwell listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.
Fuckwell smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Anastasio.
Anastasio is looking to wear down Fuckwell with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fuckwell lands with an uppercut that bounces Anastasio off the cage and back into range.
Anastasio slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Anastasio punishes Fuckwell's body with a nice straight punch.
Anastasio loads up on a big right hand but Fuckwell slips the punch.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Anastasio might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anastasio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anastasio throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Anastasio misses with a low kick.
Anastasio moves forwards but Fuckwell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Anastasio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anastasio takes one to the side of the head.
Fuckwell slips under a jab.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuckwell.
Anastasio has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anastasio thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anastasio swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anastasio looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fuckwell comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Fuckwell there.
Anastasio walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fuckwell checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Anastasio staying out of range there.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Anastasio is just out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anastasio.
Anastasio tries a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.
Fuckwell misses with a right hand
and Anastasio connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A shot to the liver by Fuckwell. Beautiful body shot.
A leg kick checked by Fuckwell.
Anastasio walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Good exchange - Anastasio coming out on top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Anastasio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anastasio blocks a jab.
Fuckwell avoids the head kick by Anastasio.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Anastasio's ribcage but misses.
Fuckwell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Anastasio's head.
Anastasio checks a low kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckwell scores with a three punch combo!
Anastasio bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A punch lands to the side of Fuckwell 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Anastasio works Fuckwell's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anastasio pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Anastasio settles back down.
Fuckwell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Anastasio. That did some damage!
Anastasio moves out of range of the strikes.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anastasio throws out a loose jab but Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick
and Anastasio counters with a solid body kick.
Anastasio throws a lazy right hand but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Anastasio thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anastasio moves away.
A low kick from Anastasio is predictable there
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Fuckwell has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Anastasio throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anastasio throws a sloppy head kick and Fuckwell moves out of range easily.
Anastasio scores with a jab to the jaw.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuckwell.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Anastasio can pounce on him.
Anastasio blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Nice straight punches there by Anastasio. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Anastasio.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Fuckwell connects with a right hand. Anastasio shakes it off.
Anastasio swings away with a body shot that misses
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Anastasio avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell swings away with a body shot that misses
and Anastasio counters with a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anastasio.
Fuckwell throws a lazy head kick
and Anastasio counters with a big head kick but Fuckwell shrugs it off.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab lands there for Fuckwell.
Anastasio blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Anastasio moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckwell scores with a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anastasio throws a good cross that connects.
Fuckwell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anastasio at a distance.
Anastasio walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Anastasio slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anastasio misses with a head kick.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Anastasio is just out of range.
Fuckwell lunges at Anastasio with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Anastasio's hand.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Anastasio was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sloppy strikes from Fuckwell. Those never looked like landing.
Anastasio pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuckwell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fuckwell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Anastasio.
Anastasio buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Anastasio moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a right and a left that Anastasio avoids nicely.
Fuckwell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anastasio connects with a leg kick. Fuckwell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fuckwell with a nice cross.
Fuckwell fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell misses with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Anastasio, right into the meat.
Anastasio pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Anastasio settles back down.
Fuckwell sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Fuckwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Anastasio lands an overhand right.
Anastasio pounces like a tiger and cracks Fuckwell with a vicious hook! Fuckwell is down but not out! Anastasio follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Anthony Anastasio!
Anthony Anastasio retains his middleweight title!
Anthony Anastasio thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Eyeonly Fuckwell was interviewed post fight and said 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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hype
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