PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Cricket (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yuki Yamamoto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cricket's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fxxk everything. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cricket
vs
Yamamoto

189 cm
21
208 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

188 cm
30
206 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick Cricket!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yuki Yamamoto!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Columbo Gatti and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cricket misses the shot to the body.
Yamamoto takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've been told by Cricket's head coaches at BigMouth Cabrons that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Yamamoto gets tackled into the cage by Cricket. Cricket maintains the clinch.
Yamamoto tries to score a body lock takedown but Cricket shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Yamamoto trying to land knees to the body.
Yamamoto blocking some punches.
Cricket tries to throw a body punch but Yamamoto avoids it by throwing Cricket back against the cage.
Yamamoto missing with knees to the body.
Cricket can't find room to land a body shot as Yamamoto controls the action.
Cricket has a couple of punches blocked by Yamamoto.
Cricket lands a nice knee to the body.
Cricket struggles to land a body shot inside as Yamamoto controls his hands.
Cricket lands with a short shot to the head.
Yamamoto tries to land knees in the clinch but Cricket avoids the damage to the body.
Cricket lands a body shot.
Cricket lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yamamoto looks winded!
Cricket doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yamamoto is working for takedown but Cricket is calmly controlling the position for now.
Yamamoto's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Yamamoto is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cricket is defending well.
Rick Cricket has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yuki Yamamoto.
Cricket lands a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short left from Cricket.
Cricket lands a left hand.
A right hook to the body lands for Cricket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Cricket.
Cricket lands a body shot.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cricket throws an elbow but misses.
Yamamoto missing with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Cricket.
Cricket misses with a punch to the body.
Cricket gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Yamamoto is rocked!
Still in the clinch, Cricket scores with a nice short uppercut.
Yamamoto is still on wobbly legs! Can Cricket finish him?
Cricket pushes Yamamoto back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yamamoto is pressed against the cage. Cricket pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Yamamoto! Two more big strikes from Cricket and Yamamoto crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Rick Cricket!
A relieved looking Rick Cricket thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.