PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reyaldo Ramon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Cartmen
vs
Ramon

181 cm
20
210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Master Lee's One Stop
The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Reyaldo Ramon!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Jorge Garcia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen circles away from the clinch attempt

and Cartmen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Cartmen.
Ramon misses with a body punch.
Cartmen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ramon scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartmen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cartmen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ramon's elbow.
Cartmen leaning against his opponent.
Cartmen lands a nice knee to the body.
Ramon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cartmen's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen is pushing Ramon up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Cartmen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ramon misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartmen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ramon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartmen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ramon struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartmen controls his hands.
Ramon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ramon misses with a punch on the inside.
Ramon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ramon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartmen putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ramon in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Cartmen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ramon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartmen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cartmen looking to throw knees to the head but Ramon is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen cracks Ramon with a nice body shot.
Ramon looks winded!
Cartmen effectively controlling the action here.
Cartmen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cartmen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ramon is defending well for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartmen landing some nice looking knees to the body.

Cartmen lands a takedown into guard.
Cartmen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Cartmen throwing strikes from guard but Ramon blocks nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen is pushing down on Ramon's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ramon is fighting to maintain full guard but Cartmen has managed to sneak the leg through.
Ramon really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cartmen. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cartmen passes the guard and advances to mount!
Cartmen controlling from the full mount.

Cartmen is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Ramon is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Ramon flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Cartmen anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Ramon and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Cartmen slips an arm under Ramon chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Cartmen has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Cartmen is squeezing on Ramon like an anaconda would it's prey. Ramon fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Eric Cartmen!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Eric Cartmen made sure he mentioned The Empire Clothing and Laundry, along with how happy he was to win his fight.