PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fast Lane Life (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big J Smiles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smiles has chosen Smile Like You Mean It as his entrance music. Fast Lane Life has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lane Life
vs
J Smiles

185 cm
21
203 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

198 cm
22
197 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fast Lane Life!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big J Smiles!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smiles staying out of range there.
Smiles tries to clinch up but Life circles away and keeps his distance.
Life misses with a left hand

and Smiles counters by clinching up.
Life can't break the clinch.
Life wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Smiles has him pressed against the cage.
Smiles taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Life.
Life can't break the clinch.
Smiles prevents Life from breaking the clinch.
Smiles throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smiles with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Life is trying to break free.
Smiles with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Life blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Life's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Life looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Life misses with a hook.
Life takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Smiles tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Life counters with a series of strikes. Smiles will be more careful next time no doubt.
Big J Smiles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Life throws a body punch but Smiles moves out of range.
Smiles tries to close the distance and clinch up but Life swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Smiles avoids the body shot from Life.
Life throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Life misses with a wild combination.
Smiles takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Smiles wants to clinch
and Life counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Smiles thinking.
Smiles looks to clinch
and Life counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Life keeps the fight on the outside.
Smiles wants to clinch.
A punch combination from Life misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smiles closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Life to counter with a crisp jab.
Smiles tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Life counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Life missing with a left hand there. Smiles was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Smiles wants to clinch.
Smiles tries to clinch
and Life counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Smiles darts in and clinches Life up against the cage.
Smiles trying to control the position but instead, Life has worked for underhooks and has pushed Smiles into the cage.
Smiles looking to throw knees to the head but Life is blocking nicely.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Smiles obliges.
Smiles scores a nice knee to the body.
Life on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Life breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smiles avoids the body shot from Life.
Life throws an overhand right that lands on Smiles's shoulder, as Smiles tries to avoid the shot.
Smiles tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Smiles with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Smiles wants to stall.
Smiles keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Life's efforts to push away.
Smiles throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smiles lands a knee to the head.
Life tries to circle away but Smiles has him pinned against the cage.
Smiles is trying to maintain a safe position but Life gets an underhook and turns Smiles into the cage.
Life avoiding damage as Smiles throws knees to the body.
Life is looking to break free of the clinch but Smiles has double underhooks.
Life working hard to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smiles tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Life breaks from the clinch.
Smiles slips a straight right by Life.
Smiles darts in trying to clinch
enabling Life to counter with a crisp jab.
Smiles takes one to the side of the head.
Smiles tries to clinch there but Life circles away.
Smiles wants to clinch up but Life keeps it at a distance.
Smiles tries to clinch but Life moves away
and Life counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Smiles is rocked!
Life scores with a body shot.
Smiles is still on wobbly legs! Can Life finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smiles tries to get into range but Life steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Smiles! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Life scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fast Lane Life!
A victorious Fast Lane Life thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.