PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bo Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Good Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bo Jangles has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jangles
vs
Boy

174 cm
25
160 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great low kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bo Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Good Boy!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy wants to clinch
and Jangles counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Boy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jangles counters with an outside leg kick.
Boy throws a head kick that misses
and Jangles counters with an outside leg kick.
Boy darts in trying to clinch
and Jangles counters with a body kick that stops Boy in his tracks momentarily.
Boy dives in for a single leg takedown but Jangles sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Boy looks winded!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boy takes a shot to the head.
Jangles misses with a punch to the body.
Jangles gets through Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jangles lands an uppercut.
Jangles lands a left hand that snaps the head of Boy backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jangles digs a right hand underneath Boy's ribcage. Boy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Boy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jangles lands a nice uppercut.
Jangles lands a shoulder strike.
Jangles pushes Boy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Boy is rocked!
Jangles lands a shot to the body.
Boy is still on wobbly legs! Can Jangles finish him?

Jangles gets control of Boy's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jangles will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Boy seems to have recovered his senses.

Jangles is looking to cinch up a triangle. Boy throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Jangles's body to avoid the submission. Jangles has instead reached around Boy's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Jangles arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Bo Jangles!
Bo Jangles seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.