PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between László Herczeg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch has chosen Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE as his entrance music. Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Herczeg
vs
Uzannavabizch

188 cm
40
195 lbs
43 - 23 - 1

189 cm
36
204 lbs
32 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 23 - 1, fighting out of New York, László Herczeg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch throws a low kick, looking for Herczeg's leg but Herczeg calmly moves out of range.
Herczeg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Herczeg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Uzannavabizch uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Uzannavabizch cracks a nice hook into Herczeg's ribs.
Uzannavabizch fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Herczeg is out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Herczeg misses the target.
Herczeg connects with a nice looking jab.
Uzannavabizch attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Uzannavabizch is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Herczeg's half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Uzannavabizch is looking for a kimura but Herczeg is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Uzannavabizch to get the leverage.
Uzannavabizch throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uzannavabizch missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Uzannavabizch missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch working over Herczeg with some ground and pound. Herczeg looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Uzannavabizch sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Herczeg defending well though.
Uzannavabizch trying to mount his opponent but Herczeg defends it.
Herczeg regains full guard. Nicely done.
Uzannavabizch throws a big right hand that misses.
Uzannavabizch throwing strikes but missing.
Uzannavabizch looking to pass the guard.
Herczeg preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Uzannavabizch with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uzannavabizch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Uzannavabizch stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Herczeg swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Herczeg wants to get back to his feet but Uzannavabizch is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Herczeg cracks the inside of Uzannavabizch's front leg.
László Herczeg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Uzannavabizch lands a right hook to the body.
Uzannavabizch throws a right hand that misses
and Herczeg counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Uzannavabizch lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Herczeg at a distance.
Uzannavabizch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Herczeg checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Herczeg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch scores with a push kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a sloppy head kick and Herczeg moves out of range easily.
Herczeg went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch lands with an uppercut that bounces Herczeg off the cage and back into range.
Uzannavabizch throws a hook but Herczeg blocks it.
Herczeg closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Herczeg ducks under a wild hook from Uzannavabizch.
Herczeg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Uzannavabizch is able to avoid easily.
Uzannavabizch is pawing at Herczeg, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Herczeg's nose. Herczeg is badly hurt! Uzannavabizch pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Herczeg tries desperately to hold on but Uzannavabizch is relentless in his assault! As Herczeg receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Uzannavabizch away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
A relieved looking Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.