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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Steinburg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Steinburg has chosen Under and Over It - Five Finger Death Punch as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 lbs
6 - 6 - 0 |
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223 lbs
7 - 6 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Steinburg!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson feints and then cracks Steinburg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Steinburg down.
Steinburg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hanson.
Steinburg throws a leg kick but Hanson moved away.
Steinburg lands a jab to the head.
Hanson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Steinburg thuds his shin into the meat of Hanson's side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Steinburg. Hanson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hanson, right into the meat.
Steinburg scores with a punch to the head.
Steinburg is looking to score with low kicks.
Steinburg slips a jab from Hanson.
Steinburg tries to clinch but Hanson is having none of it.
Steinburg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hanson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hanson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steinburg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Steinburg throws the left hand but Hanson avoids the punch easily.
Steinburg dodges the punch combination from Hanson.
Hanson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steinburg wants to clinch but Hanson slips to the side
and Hanson counters by moving into the clinch.
Steinburg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hanson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hanson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Steinburg prevents a body shot from Hanson.
Hanson misses with the head strike.
Hanson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hanson presses Steinburg against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hanson has a couple of punches blocked by Steinburg.
Steinburg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Steinburg misses with the head strike.
Hanson blocks an uppercut.
Steinburg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Steinburg has had enough of the clinch but Hanson keeps him there for the moment.
Hanson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hanson presses Steinburg against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hanson.
Steinburg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hanson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Steinburg lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hanson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Steinburg looks winded!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hanson blocks an uppercut.
Hanson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Steinburg's efforts to push away.
Hanson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hanson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hanson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Steinburg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A hook to the body from Hanson.
Steinburg blocks a body shot from Hanson.
Hanson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Steinburg backwards.
Hanson scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Hanson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Steinburg pushes Hanson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hanson scores with a shot to the side of Steinburg's head.
Hanson lands an uppercut.
Steinburg throws a punch but it's blocked by Hanson.
Hanson prevents a body shot from Steinburg.
Steinburg fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hanson misses with a punch on the inside.
Steinburg prevents a body shot from Hanson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steinburg wants to get back to striking at distance but Hanson won't allow it.
Hanson blocks an uppercut.
Hanson blocks an elbow strike from Steinburg.
Hanson has Steinburg pressed against the cage, preventing Steinburg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Steinburg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hanson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Steinburg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hanson.
With the fighters up against the cage, Steinburg throws an elbow but misses.
Hanson lands a shot to the body.
Steinburg can't break the clinch.
Hanson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Steinburg backwards.
It looks like Billy Steinburg has been cut.
Steinburg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hanson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Steinburg misses with the head strike.
Steinburg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hanson.
Hanson lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steinburg tries a knee to the head but Hanson blocks it.
Steinburg softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hanson tries to work over Steinburg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Steinburg misses with the head strike.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Steinburg wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hanson tries to throw a body punch but Steinburg avoids it by throwing Hanson back against the cage.
Steinburg misses with an elbow over the top.
Hanson lands with a right to the head.
Hanson digs a right hand into Steinburg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Steinburg's gas tank.
Hanson pushes Steinburg back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hanson lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Hanson.
Hanson digs a right hand into Steinburg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Steinburg's gas tank.
Hanson misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hanson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hanson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hanson lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hanson drops Steinburg onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Steinburg is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Steinburg is rocked!
Hanson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Steinburg backwards.
Steinburg is still on wobbly legs! Can Hanson finish him?
Steinburg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hanson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Hanson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pauline Hanson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Billy Steinburg's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Hanson scoring well with a low kick there.
Steinburg seems to have recovered his senses.
Hanson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hanson lands a right hook to the body.
Hanson has Steinburg up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Hanson.
Hanson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steinburg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hanson is defending well for now.
Steinburg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Steinburg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steinburg tries to land knees in the clinch but Hanson avoids the damage to the body.
Steinburg is trying to push Hanson away but Hanson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hanson throws a head punch that misses.
Steinburg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Steinburg tries a knee to the head but Hanson blocks it.
Steinburg is breathing heavily.
Steinburg can't break the clinch.
Hanson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short body shot lands from Hanson as the two fighters clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Hanson.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hanson lands a left hand.
Hanson pushes Steinburg back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Hanson.
Still in the clinch, Hanson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pauline Hanson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hanson lands a nice uppercut.
Steinburg working aggressively here.
Hanson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hanson works on Steinburg's body with a couple of short punches.
Hanson lands a left hand.
Hanson throws a big uppercut that drops Steinburg! More strikes from Hanson and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Steinburg lies dazed against the cage as Hanson celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pauline Hanson!
Pauline Hanson made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I don’t like a puppet without strings,
There's a muppet in the wings and it's saying racist things, I wont cop that, no way. I don't like it. '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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