PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dzoko Dzoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nautica Thorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nautica Thorn was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dzoker
vs
Thorn

190 cm
22
250 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

190 cm
24
270 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Dzoko Dzoker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nautica Thorn!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thorn wants to clinch up but Dzoker keeps it at a distance.

Thorn moves into range and clinches up with Dzoker.
Dzoker wants a takedown but no success here.

Thorn breaks the clinch.

Thorn closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Thorn controls the position.
Dzoker is trying to control Thorn's posture but Thorn avoids it.

Thorn has hold of Dzoker's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Dzoker tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Thorn cranks the arm and Dzoker screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Dzoker, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Nautica Thorn!
Nautica Thorn decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Dzoko Dzoker had this to say: 'thanks my sponsors and fans'.