PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dean Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry has chosen PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE as his entrance music. Dean Martin has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Martin
vs
Dingleberry

195 cm
43
282 lbs
37 - 24 - 1

180 cm
37
218 lbs
29 - 16 - 2

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

V-Mask Clothing + 70% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dean Martin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dingleberry!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martin throws a hook to the side of Dingleberry's head but Dingleberry sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Martin misses with a series of wild punches.

Martin closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Martin lands in his opponent's guard.
Martin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dingleberry controlling Martin 's posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dingleberry is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Martin is aware though and is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Martin working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

It looks like Dick Dingleberry has been cut.

Martin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dingleberry has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Martin has managed to get both his arms back between Dingleberry's legs - danger averted.
Martin pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dingleberry is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dingleberry has his feet on Martin 's thighs here. He's pushed Martin off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Martin screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dick Dingleberry!
In his post fight interview, Dick Dingleberry started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.