PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Legstrong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lothbrok is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I Am A Viking. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Legstrong
vs
Lothbrok

188 cm
23
212 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

186 cm
25
213 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lance Legstrong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ragnar Lothbrok!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lothbrok throws a jab but it's blocked by Legstrong.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Lothbrok throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lothbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lothbrok throws a lazy right hand but Legstrong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Legstrong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lothbrok steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Legstrong.
Legstrong fails in his attempt to clinch.

Legstrong closes the distance and clinches.
Lothbrok blocks a body shot from Legstrong.
Lothbrok lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Legstrong backwards.
Lothbrok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Legstrong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Legstrong keeps control of Lothbrok as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Legstrong creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lothbrok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Legstrong is looking for a takedown.

Legstrong has Lothbrok pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Legstrong pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Lothbrok tumbling to the mat - Legstrong dives into Lothbrok's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lothbrok looking for a sweep. Not yet Lothbrok, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lothbrok has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Legstrong has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Legstrong tries for a takedown but Lothbrok manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lance Legstrong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Come on Lothbrok - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Lothbrok breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lothbrok looks to land a right hand but Legstrong moved out of range.
Lothbrok throws a jab but it's blocked by Legstrong.
Lothbrok throws out a loose jab but Legstrong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Legstrong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lothbrok cracks Legstrong with an open hand slap.

Legstrong shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Lothbrok is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lothbrok makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legstrong fails to land the takedown.
Legstrong tries to clinch there but Lothbrok circles away.
Legstrong bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lothbrok's head.
Legstrong moves out of range as Lothbrok strikes.
Some wild striking there from Lothbrok.
Legstrong fails with a takedown attempt.
Lothbrok was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Lothbrok tries to bum rush Legstrong with a series of wild strikes but Legstrong uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lothbrok looks to land a right hand but Legstrong moved out of range.
Lothbrok misses with a low kick.
Legstrong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Legstrong tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lothbrok swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lothbrok misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok with a hook.
Legstrong lands a nice shot that snaps Lothbrok's head back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok misses with a hook.
Legstrong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Legstrong shoots in for a takedown but Lothbrok shows good takedown defense.
Legstrong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Legstrong shoots in but no luck this time.
Lothbrok with a jab.
Lothbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lothbrok lands a body shot.
Lothbrok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Legstrong moves out of range of the body kick.
Legstrong lands a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Legstrong fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ragnar Lothbrok is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lothbrok clobbers Legstrong with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nice jab there from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok misses with a straight left.
Lothbrok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Legstrong tries to clinch there but Lothbrok circles away.
Legstrong moves out of range as Lothbrok strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok misses with a body kick.
Legstrong slips a straight right by Lothbrok.
Legstrong shoots for a takedown but Lothbrok saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Legstrong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lothbrok looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Legstrong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lothbrok sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lothbrok lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Legstrong walks into a straight right hand from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It seemed like Lothbrok was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Legstrong throws an overhand right that lands on Lothbrok's shoulder, as Lothbrok tries to avoid the shot.
Lothbrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Legstrong.
Lothbrok feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Legstrongs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Lothbrok connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Legstrong momentarily.

Legstrong is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Lothbrok engages and cracks Legstrong with a massive lead left hook - Legstrong tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Lothbrok is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ragnar Lothbrok!
A relieved looking Ragnar Lothbrok thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.