PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Ping Pong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Mustacho
vs
Jong Ping Pong

195 cm
25
215 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

188 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Donnito Mustacho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kim Jong Ping Pong!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Atkins and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ping Pong ducks right into an uppercut from Mustacho.
Ping Pong takes a swing at Mustacho's ribcage but misses.
Ping Pong shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Mustacho counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ping Pong looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mustacho is fending him off so far but Ping Pong persists. Nope, Mustacho circles away and we're back to standing.
Ping Pong tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Mustacho is looking to land body kicks.
A punch lands to the side of Mustacho 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Good standup being displayed there by Mustacho as he connects with a hook.
Ping Pong takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Nice shot by Mustacho.
A low kick from Ping Pong is predictable there
and Mustacho counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ping Pong motions for Mustacho to come forward. Ping Pong throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ping Pong lands the left hand.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Mustacho lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ping Pong smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ping Pong avoids the body shot from Mustacho.
Ping Pong connects with a crisp jab.
It looks like Mustacho has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ping Pong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Donnito Mustacho is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ping Pong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mustacho.
Mustacho lands a jab.
Mustacho throws the kick towards the body but Ping Pong avoids it.
Ping Pong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Mustacho defends it well.
Good leg kick by Ping Pong there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mustacho lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ping Pong is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mustacho sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Donnito Mustacho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kim Jong Ping Pong.
Donk. Ping Pong catches Mustacho right on the button with a cross.
Ping Pong is looking to score with low kicks.
A swing and a miss from Ping Pong.
A telegraphed right hand from Mustacho misses the target.
Ping Pong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ping Pong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ping Pong avoids the head kick by Mustacho.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mustacho.
A left lands for Mustacho.
Mustacho uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ping Pong.
Mustacho throws a quick counter kick to the body but Ping Pong avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ping Pong misses with an uppercut
and Mustacho connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mustacho throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Ping Pong counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Ping Pong.
Mustacho pulls Ping Pong in to control the position.

Ping Pong drops back looking for a leg! Mustacho is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Mustacho manages to kick Ping Pong off! Ping Pong jumps back into Mustacho's guard.
Ping Pong trying to control but Mustacho is working from the bottom.
Ping Pong is in close to Mustacho's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Mustacho pulls Ping Pong in close to prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ping Pong stands up over Mustacho, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ping Pong trying to control the position from guard on top but Mustacho is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mustacho pulls Ping Pong in close to prevent any damage.
Ping Pong passes into half guard.
Mustacho is looking for a sweep. Ping Pong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mustacho manages to get to full guard.
Mustacho is trying to control the position but Ping Pong postures up.
Mustacho keeping moving, preventing Ping Pong from controlling successfully.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mustacho.
Mustacho missing with a left hand there. Ping Pong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ping Pong feints and then cracks Mustacho's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mustacho down.
Ping Pong moves out of range as Mustacho strikes.
Ping Pong wants to counter with a clinch but Mustacho pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Donnito Mustacho will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ping Pong takes a swing at Mustacho's ribcage but misses.
Ping Pong scores with a nice head shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ping Pong.
Mustacho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ping Pong lands with a slapping head kick.
A low kick from Mustacho misses
and Ping Pong counters with a stiff right hand.
Mustacho misses with a wild body shot.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ping Pong throws a hook but Mustacho blocks it.
Good leg kick by Mustacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mustacho moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mustacho is looking to chop away at Ping Pong's legs.
Ping Pong uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mustacho has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ping Pong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mustacho tries a head kick but it misses.
Ping Pong has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Mustacho throws a head kick that Ping Pong semi-blocks.
Ping Pong swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ping Pong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mustacho is out of range.
Mustacho looks to land a body kick but Ping Pong moved away.
Mustacho takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Ping Pong connects with a right hand. Mustacho shakes it off.
Ping Pong looks to score with a jab to the body but Mustacho is just out of range.
Mustacho cracks the inside of Ping Pong's front leg.
Ping Pong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ping Pong.
Mustacho ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ping Pong lands a glancing blow to the side of Mustacho's head.
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Ping Pong gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting Mustacho counter with a right hand.
Ping Pong is looking to land body kicks.
Ping Pong throws a looping overhand right but Mustacho ducks down to avoid it.
Ping Pong tries a low kick but Mustacho avoids it.
Ping Pong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mustacho's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mustacho throws a shot from downtown. Ping Pong moves away and avoids it.
Ping Pong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ping Pong closes the distance and clinches up with Mustacho, looking for a takedown. Ping Pong pushes Mustacho against the cage but Mustacho circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mustacho misses with a straight right.
Ping Pong tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ping Pong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mustacho takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mustacho throws a front kick that sends Ping Pong stumbling back into the cage.
Ping Pong misses with an uppercut.
Mustacho looks to score with a jab to the body but Ping Pong is just out of range.
Donnito Mustacho is winning the standup battle so far.
Mustacho lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ping Pong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mustacho checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Mustacho was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mustacho throws a push kick but Ping Pong slaps the foot to one side.
Mustacho moves out of range of the strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Mustacho as he connects with a hook.
Mustacho stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Ping Pong misses the target.
Mustacho throws a wild body kick that Ping Pong sees coming a mile off.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mustacho thuds his shin into the meat of Ping Pong's side.
Mustacho connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ping Pong checks a low kick from Mustacho.
A nice side step and Ping Pong releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ping Pong tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Mustacho rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ping Pong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ping Pong tries to score with a low kick but Mustacho moves his leg out of the way.
Mustacho lands a body shot.
A clash of legs there as Mustacho blocks the low kick.
Ping Pong thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from Mustacho. Ping Pong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mustacho is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mustacho misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mustacho walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mustacho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ping Pong. That did some damage!
Ping Pong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho thuds his shin into the meat of Ping Pong's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ping Pong moves out of range as Mustacho throws a body kick.
Mustacho lands a jab.
Ping Pong looks to score with a jab to the body but Mustacho is just out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mustacho, right into the meat.
Ping Pong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ping Pong.
Mustacho misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mustacho scores with a punch to the head.
Mustacho lands with a hook. Ping Pong tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ping Pong misses the shot to the body.
Mustacho throws a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ping Pong throws the kick towards the body but Mustacho avoids it.
Ping Pong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ping Pong takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ping Pong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mustacho.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Donnito Mustacho will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Mustacho blocks a jab.
Ping Pong connects with a leg kick. Mustacho looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ping Pong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mustacho looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Ping Pong misses with a leg kick.
Ping Pong looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mustacho lands with an uppercut that bounces Ping Pong off the cage and back into range.
Mustacho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ping Pong.
Mustacho buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mustacho on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ping Pong. Ping Pong obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice takedown defense from Mustacho. No joy for Ping Pong on that attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mustacho connects with a crisp jab.
Mustacho swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mustacho throws a jab when Ping Pong was well out of range.
Mustacho looks to land a combination but Ping Pong avoids it well.
Ping Pong lands a nice hook to Mustacho's body. Mustacho takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ping Pong throws a body shot but no joy.
Ping Pong connects with an inside leg kick.
Mustacho throws a shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mustacho!
Ping Pong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ping Pong misses with a low kick.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mustacho lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mustacho lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ping Pong dives in and grabs Mustacho's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mustacho pushes down on Ping Pong's head and hops out.
Ping Pong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
Mustacho thinks about countering with a body kick.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ping Pong manages to avoid it.
Ping Pong flicks out a counter leg kick but Mustacho steps away.
Ping Pong misses with an uppercut
and Mustacho counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ping Pong doesn't manage to clinch there - Mustacho circles away.
Mustacho connects with a leg kick. Ping Pong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but Ping Pong moved away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ping Pong misses with a lunging right hand
and Mustacho counters with a stiff right hand.
Kim Jong Ping Pong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ping Pong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ping Pong tries to land a front kick but Mustacho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ping Pong has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mustacho ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ping Pong moves away.
Ping Pong wants to counter the offense by Mustacho and move into the clinch position.
Ping Pong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mustacho moves away.
Ping Pong thows a leg kick but Mustacho checks it
and Mustacho counters with a nice leg kick.
Mustacho's corner calls for a 1-2. Mustacho obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mustacho takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mustacho misses with a double jab.
Ping Pong misses with a looping left.
Mustacho looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Mustacho throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ping Pong.
Mustacho connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mustacho swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ping Pong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mustacho staying out of range there.
An attempted straight right counter from Mustacho misses the target.
Mustacho throws a body punch but Ping Pong moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Mustacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mustacho defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ping Pong.
Donnito Mustacho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kim Jong Ping Pong.
Mustacho throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ping Pong.
Mustacho throws a push kick but Ping Pong slaps the foot to one side.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mustacho.
Mustacho uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ping Pong.
Mustacho gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mustacho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ping Pong. That did some damage!
Mustacho with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A good leg kick by Mustacho.
Ping Pong throws a body punch but Mustacho moves out of range.
Ping Pong attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Ping Pong.
Mustacho delivers a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ping Pong misses with a lunging right hand
and Mustacho counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mustacho scores with a nice strike.
Ping Pong takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ping Pong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A punch lands to the side of Mustacho 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mustacho tries to land a front kick but Ping Pong steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ping Pong tries to counter with a clinch but Mustacho shakes him off and moves away.
Ping Pong walks into a jab.
Mustacho fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ping Pong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ping Pong tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mustacho.
Ping Pong avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Ping Pong.
Mustacho stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mustacho wants it to stay on the feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Mustacho misses the target.
Nice cross by Mustacho.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donnito Mustacho showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mustacho, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donnito Mustacho!
After winning the bout, Donnito Mustacho thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.