PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rony Jason (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Piper's choice of entrance music: Green Hills of Tyrol. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jason
vs
Piper

175 cm
24
146 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

175 cm
25
160 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Sun-Tzu
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rony Jason!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roddy Piper!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piper misses the shot to the body.
Jason lands a nice looking kick to the body. Piper takes a step back to recover.
Good shot there by Piper.
Jason with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Piper to score with a decent uppercut.
Jason scores with a head kick. Piper tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Roddy Piper has been cut.
Jason slips under a jab from Piper.
Jason turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Piper thuds a left hand into Jason's body.
Piper throws a jab but it's blocked by Jason.
Piper lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piper closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jason counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Piper misses.
Donk. Piper catches Jason right on the button with a cross.
Piper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Piper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jason is looking to score with low kicks.
Piper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jason sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jason buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jason has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Furia Top Team in the buildup to the fight.
A big right from Jason misses.
Piper throws a looping overhand right but Jason ducks down to avoid it.
Piper looks to land a left hand but Jason moved out of range nicely.
Jason tried to counter with a leg kick but Piper avoided it.
Jason slips under a jab.
Jason lands with a cross.
Jason connects with a leg kick. Piper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Piper throws a shot from downtown. Jason moves away and avoids it.
Roddy Piper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jason dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Piper. That did some damage!
Jason lands with a hook. Piper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A jab from Jason finds it's way through Piper's defenses.
A jab from Piper misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab lands there for Piper.
Piper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jason has time to react.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jason lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jason misses with a low kick as Piper jumps back.
Piper throws a body punch but Jason moves out of range.
A big right from Piper misses.
A punch lands to the side of Jason 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Piper scores with a nice right hand.
Jason chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jason missing with a left hand there. Piper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piper throws a hook but Jason blocks it.
A big right from Piper misses.
Good exchange - Piper coming out on top.
Jason has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jason there as he acknowledges the shot.
Piper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jason momentarily.
Jason keeps the fight on the outside.
Jason throws a head kick but Piper moves out of range.
Piper works Jason's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jason.
Piper punishes Jason's body with a nice straight punch.
Piper digs a good body shot into Jason's ribs.
Piper scores with a hook.

It looks like Rony Jason has been cut.
Piper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jason circles away quickly and effectively.
Jason takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jason uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piper.
Jason takes a jab right on the kisser.
Piper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Piper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Piper throws a hook to the side of Jason's head but Jason sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jason turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jason throws out a leg kick but Piper moves out of range and Jason only half commits.
Jason slips a straight right by Piper.
Jason jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Piper lands a head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piper cracks a nice hook into Jason's ribs.
Piper sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jason throws a big shot that misses.
Piper steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jason.
Piper scores with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Jason.
Jason appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Jason displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piper throws out the jab.
Piper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jason ducks under a wild hook from Piper.
Jason tried to counter with a leg kick but Piper avoided it.
Jason pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piper. Jason does a little dance to reset his feet.
Piper scores with a jab.
Piper throws an overhand right that lands on Jason's shoulder, as Jason tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jason instigates a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Jason.
A body shot lands from Jason.
Jason scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jason on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roddy Piper dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Piper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jason scores with a hook to the body. Piper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A punch combination from Piper misses.
A slow jab from Piper misses its intended target.
Jason uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piper.
Piper looks to land a left hand but Jason moved out of range nicely.
Jason fires out a quick counter leg kick but Piper just manages to avoid it.
Piper takes a swing at Jason's ribcage but misses.
Jason uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piper.
Jason tried to counter with a leg kick but Piper avoided it.
Piper looks to score with a jab to the body but Jason is just out of range.
Jason staying out of range there.
Piper misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Piper misses the jab.
A cross from Piper lands.
Roddy Piper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piper is looking to clinch.
Jason looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Piper lands with a cross.
Piper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jason forces Piper back against the cage and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper misses with a knee strike.
Jason swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jason looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Piper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Piper misses with a knee strike.
Piper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jason lands an uppercut.
Piper throws a punch but it's blocked by Jason.
Jason blocks a body shot from Piper.
Piper lands a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Jason.
Piper misses with some punches.
Jason misses with a punch on the inside.
Piper lands with a light punch inside.
Piper misses with a knee to the head.
Rony Jason has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Piper crunches a lovely knee into Jason's ribcage.
Jason misses with some punches.
Piper swings wildly with an uppercut but Jason uses good head movement to avoid it.
Piper blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jason stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Jason.
Nice body punch from Jason.
Piper misses with the head strike.
Piper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Piper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jason tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jason pushes Piper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jason is defending well for now.
A right handed body shot lands from Piper.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Come on Jason - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Piper working aggressively here.
Jason is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Piper tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jason stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jason misses with a hook from the clinch.
Piper throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jason is trying to maintain a safe position but Piper gets an underhook and turns Jason into the cage.
Piper misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Piper.
Piper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jason lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jason blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Piper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jason lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Piper tries a body shot but Jason blocks it.
Piper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jason lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Piper backwards.
Jason on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Piper.
Jason on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jason pushes Piper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jason prevents the takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jason lands with a right to the head.
Jason misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jason lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Piper backwards.
Jason is leaning against Piper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Piper is breathing heavily.
Jason stalling in the clinch.
Jason lands a hook that snaps the head of Piper backwards.
Piper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jason content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Piper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Piper missing with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Piper.
Jason stalling in the clinch but Piper improves position.
Jason pushes Piper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jason pushes Piper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piper lands a hook that snaps the head of Jason backwards.
Piper misses with a knee strike.

Piper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roddy Piper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Good leg kick by Jason there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Piper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jason counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Piper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jason.
Jason scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Piper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jason thows a body kick. Piper tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Piper takes a swing at Jason's ribcage but misses.
Piper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jason looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Jason throws a head kick that misses.
Piper misses with a looping left.
Jason keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jason uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piper.
Piper misses with an uppercut
and Jason counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Piper missing with a left hand there. Jason was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jason appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Jason. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jason.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jason counters with a low kick, right behind Piper 's knee.
Piper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jason lands a right hook to the body.
Jason lands a nice leg kick that just misses Piper's sensitive parts.
Decent striking displayed by Piper there.
Piper looks to land a right hand but Jason moved out of range.
Piper fails with a takedown attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jason.
Jason scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jason turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Piper tries to close the distance and clinch but Jason swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Piper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Piper checks a leg kick.
Jason uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jason lands a big uppercut and Piper crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Piper looks OK. Jason waves Piper back to his feet!

Piper is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jason is looking to slow Piper down with leg kicks.
Piper is still on wobbly legs! Can Jason finish him?
Piper throws a combination that misses
and Jason counters with a low kick, right behind Piper 's knee.
Piper misses with a straight left.
Piper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jason scores with a leg kick.
Piper gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Jason gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Piper is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rony Jason!
A very excited looking Rony Jason made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Roddy Piper had this to say: 'He cheated, and I let him win anyway. My opponent was and remains a bum. Piss off.'.