PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Reign (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Charles Reign is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cartmen
vs
Reign

181 cm
20
210 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Master Lee's One Stop
The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Reign!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Alyssa Summers and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Cartmen. That's going to slow Reign down.
Charles Reign seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Reign has taken the fight to the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cartmen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cartmen is trying to maintain a safe position but Reign gets an underhook and turns Cartmen into the cage.
Cartmen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reign's elbow.
Cartmen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cartmen lands a nice shot to the body.
Reign looking to throw knees to the head but Cartmen is blocking nicely.
I was talking to Cartmen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Reign prevents a body shot from Cartmen.
Cartmen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Reign.
Reign landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Reign misses with a knee strike.
Reign throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cartmen blocks it with crossed arms.
Reign looks winded!
Reign looking to throw knees to the head but Cartmen is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartmen is working Reign over against the cage.
Reign throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cartmen blocks it with crossed arms.
Cartmen lands a shot to the body.
Cartmen misses with an elbow over the top.

Cartmen pulls guard successfully.

Cartmen looking for a triangle here. Reign is fighting it but it looks tight! Cartmen pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Reign is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Eric Cartmen!
An out of breath and clearly excited Eric Cartmen thanked The Empire Clothing and Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).