PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Khaled Khaled (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khaled's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, DJ Khaled - Go Hard. Kramer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Khaled Khaled could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kosmo Kramer's chin.

Khaled
vs
Kramer

190 cm
37
206 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

225 cm
36
210 lbs
27 - 15 - 2

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Khaled Khaled!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khaled lunges at Kramer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kramer's hand.
Khaled keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kramer.
Kramer just misses with a punch to the body.
Khaled avoids the head kick by Kramer.
Khaled has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Kramer with a jab.
Khaled misses with an uppercut.
Kramer misses with a straight left.
Kramer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kramer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Khaled avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Kramer drives through and clinches with Khaled against the ropes.
Kramer blocks an uppercut.
Kramer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Khaled is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kramer is keeping busy.
We've been informed that Kramer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

Kramer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Khaled tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kramer is able to avoid easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Khaled goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Khaled looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kramer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Khaled is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khaled glances at the clock... BAM! Kramer nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Khaled crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Khaled is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kosmo Kramer!
Kosmo Kramer made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.
In defeat, Khaled Khaled stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ouch... That shit hurt yo...'.