PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rez Cortez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armor King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cortez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Can We Still Be Friends. King has chosen Armor King as his entrance music. Rez Cortez is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cortez
vs
King

185 cm
34
272 lbs
16 - 17 - 0

195 cm
40
277 lbs
19 - 17 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rez Cortez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Armor King!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cortez lands with an overhand left.
Cortez scores with a sloppy right hand. King should have avoided that one.

It looks like Armor King has been cut.
Cortez scores with a jab to the head.
Nice defenses there by King.
King wants to counter with a clinch but Cortez pushes him away.
Cortez lands a two punch combo.
King fails to land the takedown.
Cortez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
King takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cortez works the jab nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
King is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Cortez doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! King crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in King's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rez Cortez!
Rez Cortez decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.