PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arana Kahui (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahui comes to the cage accompanied by Mustasch - Dogwash. Bukkake comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I like Bukkake kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kekabu Bukkake is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kahui
vs
Bukkake

193 cm
30
221 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

197 cm
29
274 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arana Kahui!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kahui looks to land a body kick but Bukkake moved away.
Kahui throws a lazy uppercut
and Bukkake counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kahui throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A countering left hand to the body from Bukkake misses.
Kahui uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bukkake has time to react.
Kahui throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Bukkake misses.
Bukkake on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bukkake uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kahui.
Bukkake looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

Kahui moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bukkake has had enough of the clinch but Kahui keeps him there for the moment.
Kahui tries a body shot but Bukkake blocks it.
Bukkake blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Our sources have told us that Kahui has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Kahui works on Bukkake's body with a couple of short punches.
Bukkake wants to break free but Kahui has control.
Bukkake tries to break the clinch but Kahui is controlling the position.
Kahui is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahui misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kahui lands a nice uppercut.
Kahui misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bukkake blocks an uppercut.
Kahui lands a left hand.
Kahui lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kahui tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bukkake's elbow.
Kahui has a couple of punches blocked by Bukkake.
Kahui throws a punch but it's blocked by Bukkake.
Bukkake wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bukkake is trying to push Kahui away but Kahui has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kahui can't find room to land a body shot as Bukkake controls the action.
Kahui swings wildly with an uppercut but Bukkake uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bukkake is trying to push Kahui away but Kahui has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bukkake has had enough of the clinch but Kahui keeps him there for the moment.
Bukkake is trying to break free.
Kahui lands a nice shot to the body.
Kahui stalling in the clinch.
Kahui misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kahui pushes Bukkake back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kahui lands a shoulder strike.
Kahui misses with a short punch on the inside.

Bukkake breaks from the clinch.
Kahui fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bukkake.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kahui scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bukkake in his tracks.
Kahui throws a leg kick
and Bukkake connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kahui misses with a hook
and Bukkake counters with a nice uppercut.
Kahui lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kahui connects with a right that clearly hurt Bukkake. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Kahui proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Bukkake collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arana Kahui!
A very excited looking Arana Kahui made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.