PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satanous comes to the cage accompanied by Put You To Bed. The crowd seem to be enjoying Sheen's choice of entrance music: Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Satanous
vs
Sheen

184 cm
31
260 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

200 cm
32
266 lbs
26 - 13 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Zipp Zapp

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lucifrous Satanous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sheen throws a body shot but no joy.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Satanous moves away.
Sheen scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Lucifrous Satanous has been cut.
Satanous throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Sheen misses.
Sheen scores with a hook to the body. Satanous takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sheen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sheen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Satanous scores with a shot to the body.
Satanous dodges the punch combination from Sheen.
Satanous lands a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sheen works Satanous's body with a nice hook.
Satanous avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous just misses with a punch to the body.
A little jabbing left from Sheen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Satanous's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sheen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Satanous scrambles back to his feet.
Sheen throws a body punch but Satanous moves out of range.
Sheen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Satanous drops down looking for a counter takedown but Sheen sprawls and moves away.
Satanous lands a glancing blow to the side of Sheen's head.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Satanous moves away.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Satanous dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Satanous avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satanous moves out of range of the strikes.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Satanous.
Sheen misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanous swings widly with a right hand
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Satanous. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Satanous chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sheen can pounce on him.
Satanous tries to bum rush Sheen with a series of wild strikes but Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen thumps Satanous with a low kick.
Sheen throws a hook but Satanous blocks it.
Sheen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A punch combination from Sheen misses.
Jab, jab by Sheen - just one landing.

Lucifrous Satanous's cut is getting worse.
Satanous misses with a wild body shot.
It seemed like Sheen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Satanous.
Satanous changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Sheen misses.
Sheen scores with a nice body kick.
An inside leg kick from Sheen misses.
Sheen with a hook.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.
Sheen lands with a straight right. Satanous didn't see that one coming.

Lucifrous Satanous's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

Sheen cracks Satanous with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Sheen has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Satanous to stand back up!

Satanous is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sheen circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Satanous tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Sheen wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.