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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kakka Parta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parta comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Slipknot - Psychosocial kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kakka Parta has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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245 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
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198 cm
27
245 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kakka Parta!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parta works the jab nicely.
Doofenshmirtz misses the jab.
Parta throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
Parta throws a half hearted mid kick.
Doofenshmirtz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Parta back to the cage. Doofenshmirtz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Parta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Parta.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the leg kick from Parta.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parta manages to avoid it.
Parta now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Parta is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doofenshmirtz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Parta with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kakka Parta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parta takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parta tries to land a front kick but Doofenshmirtz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
No luck for Doofenshmirtz with that takedown attempt.
Parta pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parta at a distance.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice body kick.
Parta throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Parta's body.
Parta throws a low kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Kakka Parta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a right hand.
Parta clinches up with Doofenshmirtz and pushes him back against the cage.
Parta misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with the head strike.
Parta gets through Doofenshmirtz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parta misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parta misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parta misses with a punch on the inside.
Parta misses with a body punch.
A short left from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parta goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parta.
Doofenshmirtz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Partas head.
A short right from Doofenshmirtz.
Parta lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Parta working aggressively here.
Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doofenshmirtz drives through with a takedown into Parta's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Parta looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parta looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Doofenshmirtz pushing down on Parta's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Parta is trying is best to control the position here.
Doofenshmirtz looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Parta tries to get to full guard but Doofenshmirtz has control of the leg.
Parta has hold of Doofenshmirtz's hands but Doofenshmirtz slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking for a submission but Parta manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Doofenshmirtz looking to pass the guard.
Parta trying to control the position.
Doofenshmirtz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Parta is keeping the position for now.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
Parta looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Doofenshmirtz lands a lovely overhand right.
Parta throws a half hearted mid kick.
Doofenshmirtz feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Parta throws out the jab.
Parta misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Parta down.
Parta displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Parta! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Parta throws out a powerful jab.
Parta misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parta throws a nice outside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Doofenshmirtz sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Parta defending well though.
Doofenshmirtz is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Parta is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
During a confident post fight interview, Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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