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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kauko Partio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Partio comes to the cage accompanied by Partio walks out, the little fucker looks at the cage with fury!. Loompa is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Faded. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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139 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
43 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kauko Partio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oompa Loompa!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loompa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Loompa shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Loompa takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Partio is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Gangsterdamage, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Partio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Loompa seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Partio tries to get to full guard but Loompa has control of the leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loompa seems to be looking for submissions.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio tries to roll over but Loompa keeps him under control.
Loompa is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Partio tries to roll over but Loompa keeps him under control.
Loompa is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Partio doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Loompa.
Partio is not content to let Loompa control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Loompa is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Partio sees it coming and defends easily.
Partio wants to get back to full guard.
Loompa sitting and controlling from the half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Partio is in trouble now - Loompa has advanced to mount!
Loompa with good strikes from the mount here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is having none of it.
Partio gets back to half guard.
Loompa seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Partio does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Loompa is working for a submission of some sort.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Partio looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Partio gets full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio is looking for a triangle here but Loompa uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Loompa trying to control the position but Partio is working away.
Partio tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Loompa presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Loompa putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Loompa raining down shots from the mount!
Partio really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Partio lands a front kick.
Partio loads up on a big right hand but Loompa slips the punch.
Loompa gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Partio.
Loompa moves away from the strike by Partio.
Loompa fails with the takedown.
Partio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loompa closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Partio to the mat! Partio manages to get full guard.
Partio trying to control the position.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Partio controls Loompa momentarily but Loompa frees himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Loompa throws a big elbow that misses.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Partio is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Partio stuffs the takedown attempt from Loompa. Loompa gets slowly back to his feet.
Partio tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Nice sprawl there from Partio as Loompa shoots in.
Kauko Partio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oompa Loompa.
Partio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Partio. No joy for Loompa on that attempt.
Partio throws a push kick but Loompa slaps the foot to one side.
Partio slaps away a takedown attempt from Loompa, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Loompa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice body kick there by Partio.
Partio moves out of range of the leg kick from Loompa.
Partio drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Partio throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Partio throws a right and a left that Loompa avoids nicely.
Loompa shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Partio sprawls well. Partio wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Loompa gets slowly back to his feet.
Loompa is trying hard to land a takedown here. Partio sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Partio cracks the inside of Loompa's front leg.
Partio misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Partio darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Loompa takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Partio pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loompa tries to score a power double leg takedown but Partio sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Loompa somewhat.
Partio throws a nice outside leg kick.
Partio lands a body shot.
Partio throws a jab when Loompa was well out of range.
Loompa checks a low kick from Partio.
Loompa doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Partio counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Partio.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loompa is trying to hold Partio in close to prevent damage but Partio has managed to pass into half guard.
Loompa wants to control but Partio is keeping busy.
Partio passes into side control, despite Loompa's attempt to control the position.
Oompa Loompa has got the better of the ground game so far.
Partio working away.
Partio lands a decent elbow from side control.
Loompa is looking for a sweep.
Partio thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Partio lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kauko Partio dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Partio wants to land a leg kick but Loompa is out of range.
Loompa looks for a takedown but Partio sprawls well.
Loompa fails with a takedown attempt.
Loompa shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Partio but Partio pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kauko Partio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oompa Loompa.
Loompa goes for a double leg but Partio avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Partio continues to drive forward.
Loompa blocking some punches.
Partio misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Partio swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Loompa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Partio misses with the head strike.
Partio scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Loompa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Partio doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Partio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Partio.
Loompa throws a head punch that misses.
Partio tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Loompa's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Loompa fails to land.
Partio can't find room to land a body shot as Loompa controls the action.
Partio breaks the clinch.
Oompa Loompa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loompa fails with a takedown attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Partio.
Partio misses with a body kick.
Loompa shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Partio pinned against the cage. Partio gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Loompa looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Partio is fending him off so far but Loompa persists. Nope, Partio circles away and we're back to standing.
Partio fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Loompa checks it well.
Loompa fails to land the takedown.
Loompa dives in for a single leg takedown but Partio sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio gets through Loompa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Loompa has a couple of punches blocked by Partio.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Loompa.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Partio.
Partio throws a punch but it's blocked by Loompa.
Partio is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Partio lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Partio blocks an uppercut.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Partio lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Partio tries to break the clinch but Loompa is controlling the position.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Loompa working aggressively here.
Partio presses Loompa against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Partio has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Loompa after a bit of a struggle.
Loompa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Partio blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio prevents a body shot from Loompa.
Loompa has a couple of punches blocked by Partio.
Partio jumps guard and drags Loompa to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Loompa looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Loompa keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Partio's head.
Loompa tries to free his leg and advance position but Partio is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loompa's guard.
Partio throwing strikes but missing.
Partio tries to free his leg and advance position but Loompa is retaining full guard.
Loompa looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Loompa had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Partio defends it easily.
Loompa throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Loompa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Partio can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kauko Partio clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Loompa throws a leg kick
and Partio counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Loompa had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Partio defends it easily.
Partio landing some decent shots from guard.
Partio loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Partio advances position into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Partio has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Loompa tries to lock up and control but Partio gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Partio fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Partio is landing with some decent strikes but Loompa is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Loompa tries to hold on but Partio pushes him away.
Loompa holds on for dear life.
Loompa really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Partio trying to control but Loompa is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio landing strikes, looking to finish!
Loompa tries to hold on but Partio postures up.
Loompa regains half guard.
Partio takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Nice strikes from Partio there.
Loompa is trying to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Loompa's head.
Partio wants to take a breather but Loompa is having none of it.
Loompa is looking for a sweep. Partio is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loompa is trying to control but can't.
Partio trying to control the action but Loompa is working from the bottom.
Loompa trying to control from the bottom.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Loompa feints and as Partio raises his hands in defense, Loompa changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Partio keeping full guard, as Loompa tries to pass.
Partio manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Loompa manages to get himself to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa wants to control but Partio passes easily into half guard.
Partio is trying to control. Loompa wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Partio is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Partio passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Loompa is trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kauko Partio had his way with Oompa Loompa in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Loompa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Loompa has a takedown stuffed.
Horrible takedown attempt by Loompa or perhaps it was just good defense by Partio, which made it look bad.
Partio connects with a crisp jab.
Loompa fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kauko Partio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oompa Loompa.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Partio, right into the meat.
Loompa goes for a double leg but Partio avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Partio continues to drive forward.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loompa has a couple of punches blocked by Partio.
Partio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Partio throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Loompas head.
Loompa blocks an uppercut.
Loompa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Loompa digs a right hand into Partio's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Partio's gas tank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa trying to control the position but instead, Partio has worked for underhooks and has pushed Loompa into the cage.
A short left from Partio.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Loompa.
Partio tries to work over Loompa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Partio softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loompa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Partio wants to break the clinch but can't.
Loompa blocks a body shot from Partio.
Loompa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Partio struggles to land a body shot inside as Loompa controls his hands.
Partio lands with a left to the head.
Partio is trying to force a seperation but Loompa has the dominant position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Partio.
Partio can't find room to land a body shot as Loompa controls the action.
Partio lands a hook that snaps the head of Loompa backwards.
Loompa blocks a body shot from Partio.
Oompa Loompa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Loompa fails to land.
Partio lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Partio lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Partio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kauko Partio has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from Partio.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loompa prevents a body shot from Partio.
Loompa misses with a punch to the body.
Partio can't find room to land a body shot as Loompa controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loompa.
Loompa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Loompa fails to land.
Loompa gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Partio.
Partio throws a punch but it's blocked by Loompa.
Loompa working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Partio tries to pull guard but Loompa holds him up against the cage and eventually Partio drops back down to his feet.
Partio blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is pushing Partio up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Partio misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Loompa has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Partio after a bit of a struggle.
Partio manages to break the clinch.
Partio uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Loompa.
Loompa shoots in looking for a takedown but Partio manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Loompa's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Loompa fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Partio avoids it really well and circles away.
Partio is looking to slow Loompa down with leg kicks.
Partio scores with the left hand. Loompa knows he should have avoided that one.
Partio thuds his shin into the meat of Loompa's side.
Partio scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Loompa is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Partio keeps Loompa at a distance using the push kick.
Partio lands a nice leg kick that just misses Loompa's sensitive parts.
Loompa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Partio rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Loompa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loompa closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Partio did well to prevent Loompa getting side control.
Partio blocking the ground and pound attempt from Loompa.
Partio has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Loompa. Oh but Partio has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Loompa goes limp - he's gone! Partio jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Kauko Partio!
Kauko Partio retains his featherweight title!
Kauko Partio spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Oompa Loompa spoke after the fight, saying 'Where's my dirty little girl and a bag of coke.. '.
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