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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Fenix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by All Within My Hands. Marcus Fenix has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marcus Fenix!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fenix is looking to land body kicks.
Cartman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fenix swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fenix has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cartman is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fenix swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fenix throws a good cross that connects.
Fenix throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cartman blocks a jab.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fenix paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fenix throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartman on the side of the head.
Cartman gets a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fenix.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fenix.
Cartman lands a nice elbow.
It looks like Marcus Fenix has been cut.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Fenix's head.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fenix lands a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Fenix controls the action.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Fenix blocking some punches.
Cartman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fenix tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Fenix.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to work over Fenix's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fenix takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Fenix blocks it.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
Fenix is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Fenix misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fenix lands an uppercut.
Fenix tries to work over Cartman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fenix misses with a takedown attempt - Cartman sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A jab from Fenix misses.
Fenix throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Fenix has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fenix there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Fenix slips the punch.
Cartman tries to clinch but Fenix is having none of it.
Fenix lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartman off the cage and back into range.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fenix manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A countering left hand to the body from Fenix misses.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fenix looks to land a body kick but Cartman moved away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fenix lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cartman will feel that in the morning.
Cartman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fenix under the eye.
Fenix has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cartman.
Fenix scores with a shot to the body.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fenix paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fenix swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cartman tries to clinch but Fenix is having none of it.
Fenix throws a right hand that misses
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Fenix.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fenix throws a front kick aimed at Cartman's knee but Cartman avoids it well.
Cartman moves into the clinch.
Fenix scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fenix is trying to stall.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Fenix tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cartman's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Fenix.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
Fenix throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fenix avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fenix manages to avoid it.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fenix replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Cartman blocks it well.
Fenix uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Fenix scores with a hook.
Cartman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Fenix ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman tries to clinch but Fenix is having none of it.
Fenix looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fenix lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fenix paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Fenix circles away and keeps his distance.
Cartman scores with a decent looking hook.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Fenix circles away and keeps his distance.
Fenix keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman throws a nice head kick!
Fenix displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Fenix misses the shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fenix stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Fenix circles away and keeps his distance.
Fenix takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fenix swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Fenix circles away.
Cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cartman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fenix is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartman is keeping busy.
Fenix breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cartman tries to clinch but Fenix moves out of range.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Fenix circles away.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Fenix moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fenix was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Fenix misses with a body shot.
Fenix loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
A big left from Cartman misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marcus Fenix dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marcus Fenix's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cartman clinches up against the cage.
Fenix throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman closes the distance but Fenix moves to the side
and Fenix counters with a solid body kick.
Fenix throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman attempts a counter takedown but Fenix avoids it well and moves away.
Cartman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fenix.
Fenix uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cartman has time to react.
Fenix lands a jab to the head.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Fenix moves out of range.
Cartman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cartman misses the body punch
and Fenix cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman rushes Fenix and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fenix scores with a shoulder strike.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Fenix.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Fenix.
Fenix manages to break the clinch.
Fenix wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fenix with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cartman to score with a decent uppercut.
Fenix fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cartman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fenix swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice jab there from Fenix.
Cartman forces Fenix back against the cage and clinches.
Fenix is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Fenix uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Fenix is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cartman is defending well.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman lands an elbow that stopped Fenix in his tracks for a moment.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman lands an elbow inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fenix backwards.
Good body shot from Fenix.
Fenix wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fenix misses with some punches.
Fenix fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fenix blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Fenix breaks from the clinch.
Fenix misses with a series of wild punches.
Crunch! Fenix slams his shin into Cartman's torso.
Marcus Fenix seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fenix misses with a looping left.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fenix paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cartman moves into range and clinches up with Fenix.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman gets through Fenix's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cartman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fenix's brow.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Fenix.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fenix avoids it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fenix.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Fenix.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fenix is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Fenix.
Fenix being controlled against the cage.
Fenix misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Fenix fails to land.
Fenix is stalling here.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Fenix.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Fenix misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman prevents Fenix from breaking the clinch.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fenix drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Fenix.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marcus Fenix's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
A jab from Cartman misses.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fenix throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman thinks about countering with a head kick.
Fenix throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman throws a push kick but Fenix slaps the foot to one side.
Cartman darts in and clinches Fenix up against the cage.
Cartman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cartman misses with a punch to the body.
Fenix escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fenix takes one on the button.
Cartman swings for the body but Fenix moves out of range.
Fenix has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cartman.
Cartman wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fenix digs a good hook to Cartman's body.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Fenix cracks a nice hook into Cartman's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Fenix moves out of range easily.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Fenix is avoiding it.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Fenix clobbers Cartman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fenix misses with a straight left.
Fenix tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Fenix.
Cartman tries to clinch but Fenix moves out of range.
A nice side step and Fenix releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Fenix pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Fenix is just out of range.
Fenix scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fenix.
Fenix looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fenix thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fenix sizes up Cartman with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Cartman keeps Fenix at a distance using the push kick.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman has Fenix up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Fenix uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fenix wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cartman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Fenix struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Fenix lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fenix takes an elbow to the temple.
Fenix has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Cartman regains guard immediately.
Fenix trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Fenix's guard.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman distracts Fenix with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fenix is pulling down on Cartman's head. It's preventing any offense from Cartman, at least for the moment.
Fenix working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.
Fenix working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Fenix has wrist control.
Cartman throws a strike but Fenix rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Fenix lands a couple of elbows.
Fenix trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman looking to control.
Fenix stands up over Cartman, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Marcus Fenix comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fenix has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marcus Fenix!
Marcus Fenix very nearly forgot to thank Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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