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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anderson Fontes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes to the cage accompanied by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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231 lbs
18 - 13 - 0 |
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190 cm
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270 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Anderson Fontes!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fontes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Fontes gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fontes throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fontes looks winded!
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses Fontes's front leg but catches the back leg as Fontes tries to avoid it.
Good exchange - Doofenshmirtz coming out on top.
Doofenshmirtz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz thuds his shin into the meat of Fontes's side.
Doofenshmirtz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fontes. Fontes circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz with a hook.
Fontes forces Doofenshmirtz back against the cage and clinches.
Fontes is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Doofenshmirtz is defending well for now.
Fontes swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fontes misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doofenshmirtz.
Fontes can't break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fontes with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Doofenshmirtz scores a nice knee to the body.
Fontes has had enough of the clinch but Doofenshmirtz keeps him there for the moment.
Fontes avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Fontes missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz breaks from the clinch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Doofenshmirtz - that will leave a mark!
Fontes rushes Doofenshmirtz and presses him up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fontes lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Fontes avoids the damage to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside.
Fontes dodges an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz obliges.
Fontes takes an elbow to the temple.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fontes takes an elbow to the temple.
Doofenshmirtz lands a knee to the body.
Fontes trying to land knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz crunches a lovely knee into Fontes's ribcage.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside that Fontes shrugs off.
Fontes has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Doofenshmirtz seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Fontes can turn it around.
Fontes tries to land knees in the clinch but Doofenshmirtz avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Fontes fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow just above Fontes 's eye.
Doofenshmirtz lands a knee to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz obliges.
Doofenshmirtz gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fontes is defending well for now.
Doofenshmirtz crunches a lovely knee into Fontes's ribcage.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fontes.
Doofenshmirtz digs a right hand into Fontes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fontes's gas tank.
Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Anderson Fontes has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow.
Fontes is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Doofenshmirtz is defending well for now.
Doofenshmirtz landing knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Fontes moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Doofenshmirtz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the jaw.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a hook. Fontes tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fontes clinches up with Doofenshmirtz and pushes him back against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fontes backwards.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice knee to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores a nice knee to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Fontes in his tracks for a moment.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Fontes avoids the damage to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fontes throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Doofenshmirtz blocks it with crossed arms.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow over the top.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fontes lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Doofenshmirtz.
Knees to the body from Doofenshmirtz.
Fontes tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow just above Fontes 's eye.
Doofenshmirtz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fontes backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fontes doesn't seem bothered though.
Doofenshmirtz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doofenshmirtz lands a big head kick that sends Fontes tumbling to the mat! Doofenshmirtz takes a step backwards and waves Fontes back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Fontes is rocked!
Doofenshmirtz is stalking Fontes. Fontes circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Doofenshmirtz, and it's lights out! Fontes really payed the price for that rookie mistake.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Heinz Doofenshmirtz waved his t-shirt featuring Just Fight (Everything 8$)'s logo in front of the cameras.
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hype
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FIGHT
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