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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Victor Szczęsny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Dallas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Szczęsny's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 2Pac, Freddie Foxxx, Ray Benzino - Don't Fuck With A Killa. Dallas is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Better Bo-lieve It. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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135 lbs
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147 lbs
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Victor Szczęsny!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bo Dallas!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dallas throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Szczęsny counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dallas turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dallas misses with a wild body shot.
Szczęsny really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Szczęsny misses with a hook. Dallas ducked under it nicely.
Dallas throws the left hand but Szczęsny avoids the punch easily.
Dallas lands a head shot.
A slow jab from Dallas misses its intended target.
Dallas throws a front kick aimed at Szczęsny's knee but Szczęsny avoids it well.
Szczęsny lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Szczęsny is predictable there
and Dallas counters with a straight right hand.
Dallas avoids the head kick by Szczęsny.
Dallas throws out a loose jab but Szczęsny uses good head movement to avoid it.
Szczęsny definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dallas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Szczęsny throws a leg kick but Dallas sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dallas swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dallas checks a low kick from Szczęsny.
Dallas misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dallas misses with a kick to the body.
Szczęsny fakes the leg kick and cracks Dallas in the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dallas checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dallas! But no joy.
Dallas misses with a straight left.
Dallas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Szczęsny on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dallas. Dallas obviously looking to wear him down.
Dallas avoids a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Szczęsny.
Dallas has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A swing and a miss from Szczęsny.
Dallas swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Szczęsny on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Szczęsny finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dallas walks into a left hand.
Szczęsny throws a right hand that Dallas ducks under and follows up with a left that Dallas also avoids with ease.
Szczęsny misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dallas lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Szczęsny throws a leg kick which misses Dallas's front leg but catches the back leg as Dallas tries to avoid it.
Dallas throws a hook but Szczęsny avoids it easily.
Dallas avoids the body shot from Szczęsny.
Dallas paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Szczęsny throws a sloppy head kick
and Dallas counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dallas moves into range and connects with a jab.
Szczęsny walks into a left hand.
Szczęsny connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dallas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Szczęsny lands a nice shot that snaps Dallas's head back.
Szczęsny showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dallas.
Dallas takes a swing at Szczęsny's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Szczęsny throws out a leg kick but Dallas moves out of range and Szczęsny only half commits.
Szczęsny has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dallas.
Dallas looks to land a left hand but Szczęsny moved out of range nicely.
Dallas takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dallas takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Szczęsny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Szczęsny swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dallas.
Szczęsny throws a hook but Dallas blocks it.
Dallas misses with a looping left.
Szczęsny lands a nice shot that snaps Dallas's head back.
Szczęsny slips a straight right by Dallas.
Szczęsny connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Szczęsny uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dallas.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dallas throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Szczęsny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Szczęsny throws a leg kick
and Dallas counters with an outside leg kick.
Dallas swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dallas throws a shot from downtown. Szczęsny moves away and avoids it.
Dallas throws the left hand but Szczęsny avoids the punch easily.
Szczęsny throws a right hand that misses
and Dallas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dallas misses with a body shot.
Dallas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Szczęsny throws a front kick aimed at Dallas's knee but Dallas avoids it well.
Dallas clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szczęsny.
Dallas blocks an elbow strike from Szczęsny.
Dallas keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Szczęsny's efforts to push away.
Dallas scores with a shot to the side of Szczęsny's head.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny is trying to force a seperation but Dallas has the dominant position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dallas.
Dallas manages to break the clinch.
Dallas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Szczęsny.
Dallas dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Szczęsny. That did some damage!
Dallas scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Szczęsny throws a sloppy head kick and Dallas moves out of range easily.
Szczęsny steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dallas.
Szczęsny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dallas ducks under a wild hook from Szczęsny.
Dallas avoids a kick to the body.
Dallas takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dallas loads up on a big right hand but Szczęsny slips the punch.
Szczęsny throws a chopping leg kick but Dallas manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Szczęsny misses with a low kick.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dallas misses with a straight left.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dallas.
A big left from Dallas misses.
Szczęsny throws a poor cross that misses
and Szczęsny takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dallas throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dallas closes the distance and clinches.
Szczęsny makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Szczęsny wants to break free but Dallas has control.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Szczęsny just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dallas's brow.
Dallas struggles to land a body shot inside as Szczęsny controls his hands.
Szczęsny misses with a punch on the inside.
Dallas creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Szczęsny's defenses.
It looks like Victor Szczęsny has been cut.
Szczęsny throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Dallas.
Szczęsny is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A hook to the body from Dallas.
Dallas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Szczęsny misses with a low kick.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny tries to land a front kick but Dallas steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dallas displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Szczęsny throws out the jab.
Dallas tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dallas throws a jab but it's blocked by Szczęsny.
Dallas is looking to slow Szczęsny down with leg kicks.
Szczęsny wants to land a leg kick but Dallas is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dallas.
Dallas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dallas lands a nice hook to Szczęsny's body. Szczęsny takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dallas lands a nice shot to the body.
Dallas throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dallas.
Szczęsny throwing a counter right hand but Dallas manages to avoid it.
Szczęsny throws a leg kick that misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dallas. That's going to slow Szczęsny down.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny slips a straight right by Dallas.
Szczęsny takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Good leg kick by Szczęsny there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dallas cracks Szczęsny with a right hand to the side of the head.
Szczęsny scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dallas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Szczęsny manages to avoid it.
Szczęsny moves out of range of the strikes.
Szczęsny tests Dallas's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dallas stuns Szczęsny with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dallas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Szczęsny misses with a hook.
Szczęsny blocks a head kick by Dallas.
Dallas attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Dallas.
Szczęsny misses with a straight right.
Dallas looks to throw the jab but Szczęsny is out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Dallas. Those never looked like landing.
Szczęsny is looking to slow Dallas down with leg kicks.
Nice shot by Szczęsny.
A shot to the body from Szczęsny misses
and Szczęsny takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dallas.
Szczęsny is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Szczęsny throws a poor cross that misses
and Dallas counters with a thumping low kick.
Dallas throws a solid leg kick but Szczęsny takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dallas.
Szczęsny fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dallas just manages to avoid it.
Szczęsny avoids the body shot from Dallas.
An inside leg kick from Szczęsny misses.
Dallas ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bo Dallas dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Victor Szczęsny's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Dallas lands a nice looking body kick.
Szczęsny throws a head kick but Dallas moves out of range.
Dallas steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dallas thuds a left hand into Szczęsny's body.
Szczęsny throws a shot from downtown. Dallas moves away and avoids it.
Szczęsny defending well as Dallas loads up on a big left hand.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Szczęsny.
Dallas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dallas.
Dallas has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A shot to the body from Szczęsny misses
and Dallas counters with an inside leg kick.
Dallas scores with a leg kick.
Szczęsny misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dallas gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Szczęsny counters with a big head kick but Dallas shrugs it off.
Dallas lands a nice shot to the body.
Szczęsny just misses with a punch to the body.
Dallas throws a body punch but Szczęsny moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dallas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dallas jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Szczęsny scores with a push kick.
Dallas tries to clinch but Szczęsny is having none of it.
Dallas has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dallas misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dallas can't find room to land a body shot as Szczęsny controls the action.
Szczęsny tries to break the clinch but Dallas is controlling the position.
Dallas swings wildly with an uppercut but Szczęsny uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Szczęsny just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dallas's brow.
Dallas looking to slow down the pace here.
Szczęsny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dallas stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Szczęsny can't break the clinch.
Szczęsny throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny lands with a left to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Szczęsny.
Dallas lands a damaging elbow.
Szczęsny creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dallas misses with a punch to the body.
Dallas throws an elbow that misses.
Bo Dallas seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Szczęsny blocking some punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Szczęsny wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dallas misses with the head strike.
Dallas misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Szczęsny.
Dallas gets through Szczęsny's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dallas tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szczęsny's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dallas.
Szczęsny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Szczęsny.
Szczęsny blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Szczęsny is trying to break the clinch but Dallas is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny blocks an elbow strike.
Szczęsny avoids a wild elbow strike from Dallas.
Szczęsny lands an elbow just above Dallas 's eye.
Dallas lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Szczęsny or not.
Dallas creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Szczęsny's defenses.
Szczęsny prevents a body shot from Dallas.
Szczęsny comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dallas misses with some punches.
Dallas swings wildly with an uppercut but Szczęsny uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dallas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bo Dallas seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Donk. Dallas catches Szczęsny right on the button with a cross.
Dallas looks to throw the jab but Szczęsny is out of range.
Szczęsny dodges the punch combination from Dallas.
Dallas dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Szczęsny. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dallas scores with a spinning back kick!
Szczęsny walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dallas.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Szczęsny lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Szczęsny swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dallas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Szczęsny misses with the body kick
and Dallas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Szczęsny is rocked!
A telegraphed right hand from Szczęsny misses the target.
Oh Szczęsny is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Szczęsny uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dallas.
Szczęsny moves away from the strike by Dallas.
A little feinted left hand from Szczęsny on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dallas. Szczęsny does a little dance to reset his feet.
Szczęsny goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Szczęsny seems to have got his legs back now.
Szczęsny catches Dallas with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Szczęsny throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dallas.
Szczęsny swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little jabbing left from Dallas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dallas misses with a series of wild punches.
As Dallas backs away, Szczęsny returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Szczęsny throws an overhand right that lands on Dallas's shoulder, as Dallas tries to avoid the shot.
Dallas misses with the combination.
Szczęsny looks to land a body kick but Dallas moved away.
Szczęsny getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Szczęsny keeps Dallas at a distance using the push kick.
Dallas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Szczęsny keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Szczęsny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dallas throws a big shot that misses.
Szczęsny thinks about countering with a head kick.
Szczęsny throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dallas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Szczęsny.
Szczęsny uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dallas.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dallas throws a jab but it's blocked by Szczęsny.
Szczęsny tries a head kick but it misses.
Dallas lands with a thumping leg kick.
Szczęsny misses with a double jab.
Szczęsny just misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dallas tries to clinch there but Szczęsny circles away.
Dallas just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSzczęsny.
Szczęsny scores with a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dallas lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dallas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Szczęsny manages to avoid it.
Szczęsny defending well as Dallas loads up on a big left hand.
Dallas blocks a leg kick.
Dallas tries a quick counter leg kick but Szczęsny is wise to it.
Dallas throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Szczęsny moves out of range as Dallas strikes.
Victor Szczęsny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dallas throws a right and a left that both miss.
Szczęsny fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dallas just manages to avoid it.
Szczęsny keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dallas.
Dallas lands a right hook to the body.
Dallas blocks a head kick by Szczęsny.
Szczęsny throws a looping overhand right but Dallas ducks down to avoid it.
Szczęsny shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dallas tries a quick counter leg kick but Szczęsny is wise to it.
Dallas lands a jab to the head.
Well,Szczęsny is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Szczęsny throws a looping overhand right but Dallas ducks down to avoid it.
Szczęsny throws a head kick but Dallas moves out of range.
Szczęsny throws a leg kick
and Dallas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Szczęsny defending well as Dallas loads up on a big left hand.
Szczęsny cracks the inside of Dallas's front leg.
Szczęsny blocks a head kick by Dallas.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dallas tries to bum rush Szczęsny with a series of wild strikes but Szczęsny uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Szczęsny fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dallas is out of range.
Crunch! Dallas slams his shin into Szczęsny's torso.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Szczęsny moves out of range as Dallas throws a body kick.
A jab from Dallas misses.
It looked like Szczęsny wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Szczęsny defending well as Dallas loads up on a big left hand.
Szczęsny will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Szczęsny looks to land a left hand but Dallas moved out of range nicely.
Szczęsny scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dallas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Szczęsny was well out of range. Poor timing from Dallas.
Dallas lands a nice shot that snaps Szczęsny's head back.
Victor Szczęsny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dallas cracks Szczęsny with an open hand slap.
Dallas walks into a stiff left hand from Szczęsny.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Szczęsny finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dallas moves out of range as Szczęsny throws a body kick.
Szczęsny throws a leg kick but Dallas moved away.
Szczęsny displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dallas throws out the jab.
Dallas lands a nice shot to the body.
Dallas looks to throw the jab but Szczęsny is out of range.
Szczęsny lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dallas will feel that in the morning.
Dallas catches Szczęsny with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Szczęsny lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dallas connects with a body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Szczęsny as he connects with a hook.
Dallas displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Szczęsny throws out the jab.
Some wild striking there from Dallas.
Szczęsny throws a quick counter kick to the body but Dallas avoids it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bo Dallas comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dallas has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight for Bo Dallas!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Bo Dallas!
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight for Bo Dallas!
Bo Dallas wins by unanimous decision! Bo Dallas retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Bo Dallas, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Victor Szczęsny stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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