PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick House (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shark Attack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

House
vs
Attack

185 cm
27
185 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

180 cm
22
177 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brick House!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Shark Attack!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Daniel Cesar and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by House.

It looks like Shark Attack has been cut.
A head kick misses from House.
Attack takes one on the button.

Attack is rocked!
Attack shoots for a takedown but House saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
It looked like House was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
House lands with a shot to the body.

Attack bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Attack working the head and body with strikes.

Attack goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, House rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Attack's guard! Nice work there by House!
This has been an exciting period of action!
House wants to stand but Attack is controlling his posture from full guard.

Attack has his foot on House's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. House works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Attack wriggles free and stands up.
House lands with a good body shot.
Attack blocks a head kick by House.
Attack lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
House throws a series of punches but Attack moves out of range.
House scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Attack takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
House connects with the punch.
Attack is still on wobbly legs! Can House finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Decent striking displayed by House there.
House throws a head kick but Attack moves out of range.
House paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Attack misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Attack closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. House did well to prevent Attack getting side control.
Attack seems to have recovered his senses.
Attack working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
House tries to roll over but Attack keeps him under control.
House blocking the ground and pound attempt from Attack.
House keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
House keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Attack wants to work for an arm triangle but House is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Attack working House over with strikes.
Attack scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Attack is looking for a kimura here.
House is trying to stand up here but Attack is controlling him well.
Attack not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Attack sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. House defending well though.
Attack thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
House is trying to stand.
Attack throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Attack lands a nice short elbow.
House has hold of Attack's hands but Attack slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
House keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Attack is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Attack winds up and cracks House with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Attack working over House with some ground and pound. House looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Attack has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
House slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Attack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of House's head.
Attack throws a big elbow that misses.
House working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Attack.

Attack drops back, looking for a kneebar! House looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. House looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from House!

House decides to stand back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Brick House will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Shark Attack's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

House misses with a kick to the body.
Brick House seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Attack shoots in looking for a takedown. House tries to sprawl out of it but Attack keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. House manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Brick House is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Attack fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging House to the ground. Attack is now in House's guard.
Attack throws an elbow that misses. House uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Attack's guard. Nice move by House!

House has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Attack is on top in guard.

Attack won't allow House to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Attack postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Attack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
House is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Attack working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Attack stands up over House, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Attack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
House is adopting a defensive guard.

Attack is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! House is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! House has escaped and now he's on top!

Attack working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. House doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. House manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Attack looking for submissions from the bottom but instead House passes into half guard.
House tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Attack is looking for a sweep. House is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

House stands up out of the half guard.
Attack has his takedown stuffed
enabling House to counter with a crisp jab.

House lands a big right hand that sends Attack crashing to the mat! House stays standing though and waves Attack back to his feet!

That has opened up Shark Attack's cut even more.

Attack feints and as House raises his hands in defense, Attack changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Attack postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Attack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Attack accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Attack throwing strikes from guard but House blocks nicely.
House seems keen to control Attack's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Attack throws a strike but House rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Attack has a closed guard, preventing House from standing up.

Attack is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. House is aware though and is defending well.

Attack working for a triangle but House defends it easily.

House decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Attack, up you get!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick House dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shark Attack's cut.
That's time! House's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

House connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Brick House is winning the standup battle so far.
Attack takes a body punch but keeps moving.
House scores with a jab to the head.
House tests Attack's chin there with a solid looking shot.
House tests Attack's chin there with a solid looking shot.
House misses with the combination.
House moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromAttack.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Attack throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around House's waist but House gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Attack off to one side.
House feints a jab and as Attack dips his head, House unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Attack right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Attack falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the ropes! House smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Brick House!
Brick House decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.