PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kaino Heikkinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Denis Lumberpumper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Heikkinen
vs
Lumberpumper

190 cm
19
201 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

186 cm
25
189 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Inexperienced

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kaino Heikkinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Denis Lumberpumper!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lumberpumper fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Heikkinen avoids it really well and circles away.
Lumberpumper misses with a looping left.
Lumberpumper throws a right hand that Heikkinen ducks under and follows up with a left that Heikkinen also avoids with ease.
As Lumberpumper tries to get set, Heikkinen tries to push him back and clinch up but Lumberpumper manages to avoid the attempt.
Heikkinen is looking to clinch but Lumberpumper is avoiding it.
Lumberpumper lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Heikkinen moves into the clinch.
Heikkinen lands a knee to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heikkinen tries a knee to the head but Lumberpumper blocks it.
Lumberpumper takes a knee to the side of the body.
Heikkinen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lumberpumper is defending well for now.
Lumberpumper avoiding damage as Heikkinen throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lumberpumper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Heikkinen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lumberpumper.
Lumberpumper throws a right and a left that Heikkinen avoids nicely.
Kaino Heikkinen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lumberpumper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Heikkinen tries to counter by clinching up but Lumberpumper breaks away and moves out of range.
Heikkinen moves out of range of the strikes.
Heikkinen seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Heikkinen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Heikkinen slips under a jab.
Lumberpumper throws a series of punches but Heikkinen avoids them all with ease.
Heikkinen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lumberpumper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lumberpumper throws a big counter head kick but Heikkinen avoids it with no problem.
Heikkinen tries to clinch up but Lumberpumper circles away and keeps his distance.
Lumberpumper lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Lumberpumper looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lumberpumper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Heikkinen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lumberpumper moves out of range of the strikes.
Lumberpumper throws out a counter right but Heikkinen avoids it with no problem.

Heikkinen clinches.
Heikkinen missing with knees to the body.
Lumberpumper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Heikkinen landing knees to the head.
Lumberpumper wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Heikkinen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lumberpumper avoids it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Heikkinen.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lumberpumper wants to get back to striking at distance but Heikkinen won't allow it.
Heikkinen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lumberpumper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lumberpumper is trying to break free.

Lumberpumper manages to break the clinch.
Heikkinen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Lumberpumper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lumberpumper shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Heikkinen holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Our sources have told us that Heikkinen has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Heikkinen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lumberpumper avoids it.
Lumberpumper managing to block the knees to the body from Heikkinen.
Heikkinen is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kaino Heikkinen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Denis Lumberpumper.
Heikkinen effectively controlling the action here.
Lumberpumper managing to block the knees to the body from Heikkinen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heikkinen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Heikkinen lands a nice knee to the body.
Heikkinen lands a knee to the body.
Heikkinen with a knee to the head.
Heikkinen tries to land knees in the clinch but Lumberpumper avoids the damage to the body.
Lumberpumper managing to block the knees to the body from Heikkinen.
Heikkinen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lumberpumper.
Heikkinen throws an elbow but it misses.
Lumberpumper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kaino Heikkinen dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Heikkinen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lumberpumper dives in for a single leg takedown but Heikkinen sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the ropes.
Lumberpumper misses the jab.
Heikkinen misses with a straight right.
Lumberpumper throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Heikkinen tries to counter by clinching up but Lumberpumper breaks away and moves out of range.
Heikkinen tries to clinch up.
Heikkinen tries to clinch up.
Lumberpumper drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Heikkinen defends it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heikkinen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lumberpumper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lumberpumper connects with the punch.
Lumberpumper tries to bum rush Heikkinen with a series of wild strikes but Heikkinen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lumberpumper with a nice cross.

Heikkinen gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Heikkinen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lumberpumper's face.
Heikkinen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Heikkinen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lumberpumper is defending well for now.
Heikkinen trying to land knees to the body.
Heikkinen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lumberpumper lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Heikkinen taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lumberpumper is working for takedown but Heikkinen is calmly controlling the position for now.
Heikkinen slows down the pace here.
Heikkinen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A knee to the head by Heikkinen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Heikkinen lands a nice knee to the body.
Lumberpumper is breathing heavily.
Heikkinen lands a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Heikkinen obliges.
Knees to the body from Heikkinen.
Heikkinen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Heikkinen.
Lumberpumper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Heikkinen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Heikkinen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lumberpumper lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Heikkinen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Heikkinen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lumberpumper is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Heikkinen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Heikkinen scores with a knee to the head.
Heikkinen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lumberpumper lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lumberpumper takes a knee to the side of the body.
Heikkinen lands a nice knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heikkinen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Heikkinen obliges.
Lumberpumper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Heikkinen working the clinch nicely. Lumberpumper is working for position but Heikkinen cracks him with a big knee to the head! Lumberpumper crumples up against the ropes and Heikkinen lands two more shots before the ref can save Lumberpumper! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Kaino Heikkinen!
A very excited looking Kaino Heikkinen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Denis Lumberpumper had this to say: 'I injured my hand but didn't want to let the organisation down. I'll kick the shit out of the twat in a rematch. He's not on my level. He's a fanny.'.