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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). E Neuman comes into the arena with The King of Swing blaring out of the sound system. Von Matterhorn has chosen Sharp Dressed Man as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Saam Ante and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
E Neuman lands with a nice body kick.
E Neuman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
E Neuman scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick by Von Matterhorn misses
and E Neuman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Von Matterhorn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
E Neuman swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Von Matterhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Matterhorn scores with a nice head shot.
A swing and a miss from E Neuman.
A low kick from E Neuman misses
and Von Matterhorn counters with a nice uppercut.
E Neuman is looking to score with low kicks.
Sloppy strikes from Von Matterhorn. Those never looked like landing.
As Von Matterhorn backs away, E Neuman returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
E Neuman loads up on a big right hand but Von Matterhorn slips the punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Matterhorn throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
E Neuman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
E Neuman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A bone on bone clash there as E Neuman blocks the leg kick.
Von Matterhorn looks for the body kick but E Neuman saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for E Neuman.
E Neuman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A big left from E Neuman misses.
E Neuman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
E Neuman throws a shot from downtown. Von Matterhorn moves away and avoids it.
Von Matterhorn throws a counter combo.
Von Matterhorn looks to throw the jab but E Neuman is out of range.
E Neuman catches Von Matterhorn with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Von Matterhorn takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Von Matterhorn doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
E Neuman takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A jab from Von Matterhorn does it's job there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Matterhorn throws out a powerful jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman moves away from the strike by Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
E Neuman loads up on a big right hand but Von Matterhorn slips the punch.
Von Matterhorn only half commits to the counter leg kick.
E Neuman scores with a jab. Von Matterhorn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A low kick from E Neuman is predictable there
and before E Neuman can reset, Von Matterhorn rushes him with a swarm of punches, sending him crashing to the floor, in all sorts of trouble! E Neuman is trying to beat the count but we're up to 6 already and he's nowhere near. 7,8... he's up! He's going to continue!
E Neuman throws a body punch but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn scores with a push kick.
E Neuman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Von Matterhorn. Those never looked like landing.
Von Matterhorn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. E Neuman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
No joy there for Von Matterhorn, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
E Neuman is looking to counter with a body kick.
Von Matterhorn slips a jab from E Neuman.
Nice defenses there by E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
E Neuman throws a lazy right hand but Von Matterhorn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A punch combination from Von Matterhorn misses.
E Neuman swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn looks for the body kick but E Neuman saw that one coming.
E Neuman throws a jab when Von Matterhorn was well out of range.
Von Matterhorn gets cracked with a nice right hand there by E Neuman.
E Neuman avoids the head kick by Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
E Neuman misses the shot to the body.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick that misses.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick but E Neuman avoids it.
E Neuman throws a hook to the side of Von Matterhorn's head but Von Matterhorn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Von Matterhorn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as E Neuman throws out the jab.
Von Matterhorn plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn throws a jab when E Neuman was well out of range.
Von Matterhorn tries to close the distance and clinch but E Neuman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
E Neuman ducks right into an uppercut from Von Matterhorn.
A jab from E Neuman misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Matterhorn connects with a single shot there.
E Neuman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Von Matterhorn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
E Neuman moves away from the strike by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A punch lands to the side of Von Matterhorn 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick but E Neuman moved away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
E Neuman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
E Neuman lands a really nice looking cross but Von Matterhorn seems unphased.
E Neuman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
E Neuman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Having scored a knockdown, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn should take round 1, putting pressure on his opponene back strong in round 2.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
E Neuman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Von Matterhorn is able to avoid easily.
Von Matterhorn finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
E Neuman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Von Matterhorn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Von Matterhorn scores with a crisp jab that stopped E Neuman in his tracks.
E Neuman misses the jab.
Von Matterhorn blocks a jab.
Von Matterhorn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn moves forwards but E Neuman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Von Matterhorn blocks the body kick.
E Neuman looks to land a right hand but Von Matterhorn moved out of range.
Von Matterhorn follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
E Neuman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Von Matterhorn connects with a solid leg kick.
E Neuman cracks Von Matterhorn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
E Neuman throws a sloppy head kick and Von Matterhorn moves out of range easily.
E Neuman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
E Neuman throws a shot from downtown. Von Matterhorn moves away and avoids it.
E Neuman lands with a thumping leg kick.
E Neuman misses with a looping left.
E Neuman throws a hook but Von Matterhorn avoids it easily.
Von Matterhorn throws an off balance right hand
and E Neuman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
E Neuman lands with a good body shot.
E Neuman keeps Von Matterhorn at a distance using the push kick.
E Neuman misses with a low kick.
Donk. E Neuman catches Von Matterhorn right on the button with a cross.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a right hand that misses
and Von Matterhorn counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn moves out of range of the body kick from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn misses with a series of wild punches.
E Neuman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bone on bone clash there as E Neuman blocks the leg kick.
E Neuman was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
E Neuman blocks a jab.
E Neuman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
E Neuman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
E Neuman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut. Von Matterhorn saw that one coming.
E Neuman lands a jab to the head.
E Neuman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman scores with a punch to the head.
Von Matterhorn feints and then cracks E Neuman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow E Neuman down.
Alfred E Neuman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
E Neuman missing with a left hand there. Von Matterhorn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Von Matterhorn misses with a body shot.
E Neuman avoids the head kick by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn throws an overhand right that lands on E Neuman's shoulder, as E Neuman tries to avoid the shot.
Von Matterhorn moves away from the strike by E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn shapes to counter with a head kick.
Von Matterhorn ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
E Neuman misses with a kick to the body.
Von Matterhorn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A little jabbing left from Von Matterhorn on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Von Matterhorn ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Von Matterhorn looks like he wants to counter punch here.
E Neuman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
It seemed like Von Matterhorn was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Von Matterhorn fails in his attempt to clinch.
E Neuman misses with a straight right.
Von Matterhorn looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
E Neuman thinks about countering with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman scores with a kick to the midsection.
E Neuman loads up on a big right hand but Von Matterhorn slips the punch.
E Neuman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Von Matterhorn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
E Neuman throws a lazy right hand but Von Matterhorn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Von Matterhorn appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
E Neuman misses the jab.
Von Matterhorn looks like he wants to counter punch here.
E Neuman tries to clinch up.
E Neuman misses with a looping right.
Von Matterhorn ducks under a wild hook from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick, looking for E Neuman's leg but E Neuman calmly moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Von Matterhorn misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Matterhorn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Alfred E Neuman is winning the standup battle so far.
Von Matterhorn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice body punch from E Neuman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
E Neuman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Von Matterhorn throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
E Neuman throws a low kick but Von Matterhorn avoids it.
Von Matterhorn wants to slow E Neuman down by chopping away at his legs.
E Neuman scores with a nice head shot.
A jab from E Neuman misses.
E Neuman misses with a looping left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Matterhorn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Matterhorn throws a nice looking combination but E Neuman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
E Neuman lands a leg kick that knocks Von Matterhorn off balance momentarily.
E Neuman throws a body punch but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
E Neuman misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn tries a head kick but it misses.
Von Matterhorn gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
E Neuman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
E Neuman lands a high kick!
Von Matterhorn throws a jab but it's blocked by E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut
and Von Matterhorn counters with a slapping leg kick.
Von Matterhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like E Neuman wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Von Matterhorn takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Von Matterhorn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
E Neuman has taken the fight to the clinch.
Von Matterhorn avoids the elbow strike from E Neuman, against the ropes.
E Neuman stalling against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn gets through E Neuman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Matterhorn misses with some punches.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Von Matterhorn has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Von Matterhorn scores with a knee to the head.
Von Matterhorn lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of E Neuman backwards.
A short right from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn breaks the clinch.
E Neuman moves away from the strike by Von Matterhorn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Von Matterhorn!
Von Matterhorn throws a predictable looking body shot
and E Neuman counters with a straight right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts E Neuman, as that shot connected.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Von Matterhorn chopping away at his opponent's legs.
E Neuman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn throws a shot from downtown. E Neuman moves away and avoids it.
E Neuman scores with a nice head shot.
E Neuman throws the kick towards the body but Von Matterhorn avoids it.
E Neuman throws a push kick but Von Matterhorn slaps the foot to one side.
Good work by E Neuman as he checks the leg kick.
Von Matterhorn tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
E Neuman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
E Neuman moves out of range of the strikes.
Von Matterhorn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a leg kick which misses Von Matterhorn's front leg but catches the back leg as Von Matterhorn tries to avoid it.
E Neuman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Von Matterhorn paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by E Neuman.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Von Matterhorn takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Von Matterhorn fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt E Neuman.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
E Neuman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Von Matterhorn tries a head kick but it misses.
Von Matterhorn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn tries to clinch but E Neuman is having none of it.
E Neuman is looking to clinch but Von Matterhorn is avoiding it.
Von Matterhorn moves out of range as E Neuman throws a body kick.
Some wild striking there from Von Matterhorn.
As Von Matterhorn tries to get set, E Neuman tries to push him back and clinch up but Von Matterhorn manages to avoid the attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by E Neuman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Von Matterhorn lands a head kick. E Neuman smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Von Matterhorn throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
E Neuman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Von Matterhorn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
E Neuman misses with a low kick.
Von Matterhorn is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
E Neuman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Von Matterhorn.
Jab from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Von Matterhorn tries to land a leg kick but E Neuman saw it coming and moves away.
E Neuman staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Matterhorn takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
E Neuman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Matterhorn's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
E Neuman wants to clinch but Von Matterhorn slips to the side
and Von Matterhorn connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
E Neuman scores with a push kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Von Matterhorn throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Von Matterhorn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Von Matterhorn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by E Neuman.
E Neuman clinches up against the ropes.
E Neuman landing knees to the head.
It looks like Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has been cut.
E Neuman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Von Matterhorn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Von Matterhorn is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
E Neuman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
E Neuman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Von Matterhorn taking a breather.
E Neuman drops Von Matterhorn with a big knee! Will Von Matterhorn beat the count? Yep, he's up already and we're only at 3... let's see if he's just faking it or if he's actually OK.
Von Matterhorn is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Matterhorn ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Von Matterhorn raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
E Neuman tries a head kick but it misses.
Von Matterhorn has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Von Matterhorn is still on wobbly legs! Can E Neuman finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Von Matterhorn. Von Matterhorn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Von Matterhorn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
E Neuman thinks about countering with a head kick.
Nice shot by E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by E Neuman.
E Neuman connects with a body shot that sends Von Matterhorn's belly button to the back.
Von Matterhorn seems to have recovered his senses.
Von Matterhorn gets cracked there but stands up to it.
E Neuman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Von Matterhorn lands a nice leg kick that just misses E Neuman's sensitive parts.
E Neuman throws a big shot that misses.
E Neuman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
E Neuman lands with a kick to the temple. Von Matterhorn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn staying out of range there.
Von Matterhorn throws a hook but E Neuman avoids it easily.
E Neuman pushes Von Matterhorn away with a front kick.
E Neuman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Matterhorn can do to turn this around?
E Neuman throws a front kick aimed at Von Matterhorn's knee but Von Matterhorn avoids it well.
Von Matterhorn looks to land a right hand but E Neuman moved out of range.
E Neuman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Von Matterhorn has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Von Matterhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Von Matterhorn throws a head kick that misses.
E Neuman tries to clinch up.
Von Matterhorn slips a jab from E Neuman.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman swings for the body but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
E Neuman slips under a jab from Von Matterhorn.
A good leg kick by Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman moves into the clinch.
Von Matterhorn misses with the head strike.
Von Matterhorn landing knees to the head.
Von Matterhorn gets through E Neuman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
E Neuman taking a breather.
E Neuman stalling in the clinch but Von Matterhorn improves position.
Von Matterhorn misses with the head strike.
Von Matterhorn misses with some punches.
E Neuman taking a breather.
Von Matterhorn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Von Matterhorn lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman takes the final round due to the solitary knockdown.
The cut man is working on Lorenzo Von Matterhorn's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice jab.
E Neuman throws a wild body kick that Von Matterhorn sees coming a mile off.
E Neuman tries a head kick but it misses.
Crunch! Von Matterhorn slams his shin into E Neuman's torso.
Von Matterhorn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
E Neuman throws a head kick but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn throws a quick head kick that skims the top of E Neuman's head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn throws a hook to the side of E Neuman's head but E Neuman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
E Neuman appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Matterhorn lands a really nice looking cross but E Neuman seems unphased.
Von Matterhorn blocks a head kick by E Neuman.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
E Neuman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Matterhorn ducks under a wild hook from E Neuman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn scores with a sloppy right hand. E Neuman should have avoided that one.
E Neuman scores with a leg kick.
Von Matterhorn drives through and clinches with E Neuman against the ropes.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Von Matterhorn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Von Matterhorn landing knees to the head.
Von Matterhorn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but E Neuman blocks it with crossed arms.
E Neuman takes a shot to the head.
E Neuman is rocked!
Von Matterhorn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Von Matterhorn throws out a powerful jab.
Oh E Neuman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
E Neuman connects with a right hand. Von Matterhorn shakes it off.
E Neuman seems to have got his legs back now.
E Neuman cracks Von Matterhorn with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
E Neuman moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Matterhorn lands a jab to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and E Neuman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Von Matterhorn loads up on a big right hand but E Neuman slips the punch.
A big right from E Neuman misses.
Von Matterhorn counters with a body kick.
Von Matterhorn lands with a nice body kick.
Von Matterhorn connects with a right hand. E Neuman shakes it off.
Von Matterhorn misses with a body kick.
E Neuman swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
E Neuman is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
E Neuman throws a predictable looking body shot
and Von Matterhorn counters with a slapping leg kick.
Von Matterhorn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as E Neuman throws out the jab.
Von Matterhorn flicks out a counter leg kick but E Neuman steps away.
Von Matterhorn throws a jab but it's blocked by E Neuman.
E Neuman misses with a body kick.
Alfred E Neuman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Matterhorn slips a jab from E Neuman.
It seemed like Von Matterhorn was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman lands with a cross.
E Neuman misses with a body shot.
Nice shot by E Neuman.
A left lands for E Neuman.
E Neuman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
E Neuman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Von Matterhorn lands a front kick to the face, that drops E Neuman to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
E Neuman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Matterhorn was well out of range. Poor timing from E Neuman.
Von Matterhorn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice uppercut there from Von Matterhorn.
E Neuman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Von Matterhorn checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Von Matterhorn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by E Neuman. E Neuman obviously looking to wear him down.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman avoids a punch combination nicely.
As Von Matterhorn tries to get set, E Neuman tries to push him back and clinch up but Von Matterhorn manages to avoid the attempt.
Von Matterhorn lands with a kick to the temple. E Neuman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
E Neuman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Von Matterhorn. Von Matterhorn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
E Neuman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
E Neuman throws a right and a left that both miss.
A decent looking cross lands there for E Neuman.
E Neuman misses with a looping right.
E Neuman ducks under a wild hook from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn throws a head kick but E Neuman moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn throws a sloppy head kick and E Neuman moves out of range easily.
E Neuman tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Von Matterhorn manages to circle out of the way.
E Neuman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think E Neuman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 46:46
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 46:46
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 46:46
The fight is ruled a draw!
Alfred E Neuman retains his title. It's always disappointing when a championship fight ends as a draw but that's what happens when you leave the fight in the judges hands!
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