PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Will Camel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nikita Klitschko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Camel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dog ft. Pharrell Williams . On his way into the cage it seems that Will Camel has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Will Camel seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Camel
vs
Klitschko

175 cm
24
168 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

178 cm
25
156 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Will Camel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nikita Klitschko!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Camel throws a leg kick which misses Klitschko's front leg but catches the back leg as Klitschko tries to avoid it.
Camel swats away the attempt to clinch by Klitschko.

Klitschko fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Camel, pushing him back against the cage.
Camel lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Klitschko.

Klitschko manages to break the clinch.
Klitschko wants to clinch.
Camel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Klitschko moves in looking to clinch but Camel pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Klitschko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick misses from Klitschko.
The fight stays on the outside here - Klitschko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Camel scores with a nice right hand.
Camel avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Camel throws a half hearted mid kick.
Klitschko tries a head kick but it misses.
Camel thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Klitschko if he has to take too many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camel scores with a hook.
Camel is looking to land body kicks.
Camel throws a low kick but Klitschko moves out of range easily.
Klitschko ducks under a wild hook from Camel.
Camel tries to land a front kick but Klitschko steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Klitschko is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Camel lands a head kick!
Camel circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Klitschko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Camel tries to keep at a distance but Klitschko has taken the fight into the clinch.
Camel can't find room to land a body shot as Klitschko controls the action.
Good body shot from Klitschko.
Camel digs a right hand underneath Klitschko's ribcage. Klitschko let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Klitschko.
Klitschko is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Camel is keeping busy.
Camel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Camel avoiding damage as Klitschko throws knees to the body.
Our sources have told us that Camel has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Camel working aggressively here.
Camel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Camel has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Camel lands a body shot in the clinch.
Camel tries a body shot but Klitschko blocks it.
Camel makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klitschko misses with a knee to the head.
Klitschko's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Camel throws an elbow but it misses.
Klitschko blocks a body shot from Camel.
Camel misses with a punch on the inside.
Camel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Klitschko backwards.
Klitschko tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Klitschko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Camel throws a wild body kick that Klitschko sees coming a mile off.
Klitschko lands a leg kick that knocks Camel off balance momentarily.
Camel throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Camel tries to keep at a distance but Klitschko has taken the fight into the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Camel as Klitschko tries to tie him up.
Klitschko tries a knee to the head but Camel blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Camel.
Camel misses with a body punch.
Camel creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Klitschko's defenses.
Klitschko goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Camel looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Klitschko lands with a right to the head.
Camel misses with the head strike.
Klitschko blocks the elbow strike.
Klitschko tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Klitschko looking to slow down the pace here.
Nice elbow from Camel.
Camel misses with a hook to the ribs.
Camel misses with a punch to the body.
Klitschko lands a right hand.
Camel lands an uppercut.
Camel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko misses with a hook to the ribs.

Klitschko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Camel with a hook.
Klitschko on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Camel, right into the meat.
Camel lands a head shot.
Camel fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klitschko.
Camel throws a body kick that misses.
Klitschko tries to clinch up but Camel circles away and keeps his distance.
A big left from Camel misses.
Klitschko tries to clinch up.
Klitschko displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Camel throws out the jab.
Klitschko tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Camel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klitschko tries to close the distance and clinch up but Camel swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Camel fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Klitschko looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Camel lands with an overhand left.
Camel throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Klitschko on the side of the head.
Camel scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Will Camel dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Klitschko avoids the body shot from Camel.
Nikita Klitschko is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Klitschko drives through and clinches with Camel against the cage.
Camel prevents a body shot from Klitschko.
Nice body punch from Camel - that landed with a thud.
Camel lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Nikita Klitschko has been cut.
Klitschko tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Klitschko breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Klitschko tries to close the distance and clinch but Camel swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Camel throws a body shot but no joy.
Klitschko drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Klitschko takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Klitschko is rocked!
Klitschko misses with a few strikes there.
Klitschko is still on wobbly legs! Can Camel finish him?
Camel slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nikita Klitschko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Camel drops Klitschko with a big left hand! Klitschko is injured, injured bad! Camel jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Will Camel!
A very excited looking Will Camel made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.