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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between The Murican (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Zombie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Murican comes to the cage accompanied by Murica, Fuck Yeah!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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155 lbs
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155 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, The Murican!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Russian Zombie!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zombie throws a low kick, looking for Murican's leg but Murican calmly moves out of range.
A big left from Zombie misses.
Murican displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zombie throws out the jab.
Murican with a poor takedown
and Zombie connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zombie walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Zombie looks to throw the jab but Murican is out of range.
Murican went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nice jab there from Zombie.
Zombie slips a straight right by Murican.
Murican jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Murican lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A shot to the liver by Murican. Beautiful body shot.
Zombie takes a swing at Murican's ribcage but misses.
Zombie throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Murican shoots in and gets a takedown into Zombie's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murican passes into half guard.
Zombie felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Murican is looking for a kimura here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zombie is trying to stand back up but Murican is controlling him
Zombie is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Murican is working for a kimura but Zombie is defending it quite comfortably.
Murican wants to advance to full mount but Zombie doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Zombie keeping full guard, as Murican tries to pass.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Zombie holds on and takes a little breather.
Murican stopping the sweep attempt from Zombie.
Murican trying to control the position from guard on top but Zombie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murican throwing strikes from guard but Zombie blocks nicely.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Zombie scores with a nice head shot.
A combination from Zombie does no damage.
Murican was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Decent striking displayed by Murican there.
Zombie throws a looping overhand right but Murican ducks down to avoid it.
Murican misses with a looping right.
Zombie misses with a wild combination.
Murican throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Murican swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Murican dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Murican lands a slapping body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murican comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zombie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Murican takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zombie missing with a left hand there. Murican was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zombie misses the shot to the body.
Murican punishes Zombie's body with a nice straight punch.
Murican throws a body punch but Zombie moves out of range.
Murican dives in for a single leg takedown but Zombie sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Murican tests Zombie's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Murican misses with a hook.
Murican lands with a straight right. Zombie didn't see that one coming.
Zombie lands a nice shot to the body.
Murican avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Murican has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that The Murican will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zombie missing with a left hand there. Murican was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zombie throws a half hearted mid kick.
Murican takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zombie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Murican. Those never looked like landing.
Zombie takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zombie throws the left hand but Murican avoids the punch easily.
Murican moves out of range of the strikes.
Murican lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Zombie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murican fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zombie manages to avoid it.
Murican swings for the body but Zombie moves out of range.
Zombie scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Murican slips a jab from Zombie.
Zombie swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murican tries to bum rush Zombie with a series of wild strikes but Zombie uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Murican with a nice cross.
Zombie misses with a double jab
and Murican counters with a two punch combo.
Russian Zombie is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Murican steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zombie.
No joy there for Zombie, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Murican swings for the body but Zombie moves out of range.
Nice shot by Murican.
Murican misses with a wild body shot.
Murican comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zombie misses with a hook. Murican ducked under it nicely.
Murican jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zombie's jab looks to have found its range, popping Murican under the eye.
Murican connects with a body shot that sends Zombie's belly button to the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Murican displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zombie throws out the jab.
Murican is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Murican keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zombie.
Murican tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zombie was well out of range. Poor timing from Murican.
Zombie scores with a jab.
Murican connects with a body shot that sends Zombie's belly button to the back.
Zombie does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A jab from Zombie misses.
Murican uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zombie.
Zombie cracks Murican with an open hand slap.
Murican tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zombie was well out of range. Poor timing from Murican.
Nice straight punches there by Murican. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Murican.
Zombie just misses with a punch to the body.
It looks like Murican has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Zombie throws an overhand right that lands on Murican's shoulder, as Murican tries to avoid the shot.
Zombie misses with an uppercut
and Murican counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murican misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Zombie misses.
Murican lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Murican takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Murican misses with a hook. Zombie ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Zombie finds it's way through Murican's defenses.
Zombie throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Murican.
Zombie cracks Murican with an open hand slap.
Murican throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zombie swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Murican uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zombie.
Murican swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Murican is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Murican lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Murican throws a combination. Zombie tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Murican throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zombie throws a shot from downtown. Murican moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zombie doesn't manage to clinch there - Murican circles away.
Zombie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zombie gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Murican.
The Murican is winning the standup battle so far.
Zombie staying out of range there.
Murican shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Murican was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Murican tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Murican has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Murican will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Murican working away.
Zombie tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Murican wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Murican dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Murican swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Murican takes a swing at Zombie's ribcage but misses.
Murican uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zombie.
A little feinted left hand from Murican on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Murican throws the left hand but Zombie avoids the punch easily.
It seemed like Zombie was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Zombie throws a body kick that misses
letting Murican counter with a right hand.
Murican throws a body punch but Zombie moves out of range.
Zombie looks to score with a jab to the body but Murican is just out of range.
Murican swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Murican keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zombie works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zombie jabs Murican to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Zombie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murican was well out of range. Poor timing from Zombie.
Murican throws a looping overhand right but Zombie ducks down to avoid it.
Zombie throws a lazy right hand but Murican sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zombie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murican takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Zombie avoids the body shot from Murican.
Murican misses the jab.
Murican swings away with a body shot that misses
and Zombie counters with a stiff right hand.
Murican looks to score with a jab to the body but Zombie is just out of range.
Nice jab there from Murican.
Zombie cracks Murican with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A jab from Zombie misses.
Murican fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Murican ducks under a wild hook from Zombie.
The fighters circling - Zombie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Murican slips a jab and a cross from Zombie.
Murican lands a body shot.
Murican is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zombie keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zombie avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zombie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Murican.
Murican throws a big shot that misses.
Zombie throws a series of punches but Murican moves out of range.
Zombie tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Murican is able to avoid easily.
Zombie thuds his right hand into Murican's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Zombie misses with an uppercut.
Murican changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Zombie misses with an uppercut
and Murican counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Murican just misses with a punch to the body.
Zombie has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Zombie swings for the body but Murican moves out of range.
Murican is trying hard to land a takedown here. Zombie sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A countering left hand to the body from Zombie misses.
Murican cracks Zombie with an open hand slap.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zombie swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Murican.
Murican staying out of range there.
Murican swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Zombie lands with a cross.
Murican scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Zombie is looking for a sweep. Murican is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Murican stops Zombie from getting back to his feet.
Russian Zombie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zombie controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Murican is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Murican's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murican is keen to just control but Zombie is a slippery customer.
Murican perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Murican scores with a three punch combo!
Zombie lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murican scores with a body shot.
Murican fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zombie manages to avoid it.
Zombie darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zombie misses with the combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Russian Zombie.
I think Murican has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Murican!
Post fight, The Murican stared into the camera and said 'MURICAAA Fuck Yeah!'.
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hype
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