PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Tennant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joost Van De Wolf Keizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Wolf Keizer has chosen MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tennant
vs
Van De Wolf Keizer

207 cm
28
292 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

205 cm
33
262 lbs
31 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

AnonymouS

Hellbent
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, David Tennant!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Sosuke Kotani and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tennant connects with a crisp jab.
Tennant takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a wild body shot.
A slow jab from Van De Wolf Keizer misses its intended target.
Sloppy strikes from Tennant. Those never looked like landing.
Tennant moves out of range of the strikes.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a jab. Tennant acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Van De Wolf Keizer just misses with a punch to the body.
Tennant sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Van De Wolf Keizer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Tennant on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws out a loose jab but Tennant uses good head movement to avoid it.
Van De Wolf Keizer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tennant.
Jab from Tennant.
Tennant misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a looping right.
Tennant misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Van De Wolf Keizer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Van De Wolf Keizer has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Tennant changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
David Tennant is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tennant swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tennant moves out of range as Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a series of strikes that have Tennant backpedaling.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tennant takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tennant throws a combination that misses
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a one-two to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a head kick.

Tennant closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Van De Wolf Keizer has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Tennant clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Van De Wolf Keizer. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
Tennant wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Van De Wolf Keizer's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Van De Wolf Keizer is hanging on to Tennant's back as he tries to escape.
Van De Wolf Keizer punches the canvas rather than the man.
Tennant is trying to get back to his feet but Van De Wolf Keizer has full control of the position and if anything, Tennant has just worked his way into a worse spot.

Tennant showing good submission defense here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to keep control of the position but Tennant is staying busy.
Tennant tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Tennant is bucking up trying to escape but Van De Wolf Keizer cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Van De Wolf Keizer cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids the attempt from Tennant to control.
Van De Wolf Keizer is landing with some decent strikes but Tennant is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Tennant is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
The referee warns Tennant that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Van De Wolf Keizer is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Tennant wants to hold on but Van De Wolf Keizer pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with some strikes.
Tennant is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Tennant can't escape the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer landing strikes from the mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tennant in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Van De Wolf Keizer is stalling here but it's allowed Tennant to get half guard.
Tennant is trying to stand.
Van De Wolf Keizer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Tennant is looking for a sweep. Van De Wolf Keizer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joost Van De Wolf Keizer dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jab, jab by Van De Wolf Keizer - just one landing.
Tennant fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van De Wolf Keizer manages to avoid it.
Tennant ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in and bounces Tennant off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control the position from guard on top but Tennant is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tennant is looking to stand up but Van De Wolf Keizer isn't so interested in that idea.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tennant looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tennant utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tennant keeping moving, preventing Van De Wolf Keizer from controlling successfully.
Van De Wolf Keizer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Tennant is wriggling around but Van De Wolf Keizer manages to pass to half guard.
Tennant keeping control of the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to take a break and control but Tennant is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Van De Wolf Keizer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to control but Tennant is keeping him busy.
Van De Wolf Keizer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Tennant wants to get back to full guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to free his trapped foot but Tennant is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Tennant trying to control from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tennant just misses with a punch to the body.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tennant scores with a shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeps the fight on the outside.
Tennant lands a nice shot that snaps Van De Wolf Keizer's head back.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tennant was well out of range. Poor timing from Van De Wolf Keizer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tennant looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tennant tries to clinch but Van De Wolf Keizer is having none of it.
Tennant swings for the body but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
A big left from Tennant misses.
Van De Wolf Keizer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a front kick that sends Tennant stumbling back into the cage.
Tennant on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tennant looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tennant misses the shot to the body.
Tennant misses with a left hand

and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tennant is keeping the position for now.
Van De Wolf Keizer is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Van De Wolf Keizer scoring with punches to the head and body.
Tennant working a defensive guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to pass the guard but Tennant is defending well.
Van De Wolf Keizer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tennant defending well though.
Tennant is trying to stand back up but Van De Wolf Keizer is controlling him
Tennant avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Ground and pound from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tennant defending well though.
Tennant is trying to stand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tennant tries to roll over but Van De Wolf Keizer keeps him under control.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tennant keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joost Van De Wolf Keizer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tennant missing with a left hand there. Van De Wolf Keizer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Van De Wolf Keizer feints the counter takedown.
Tennant keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Van De Wolf Keizer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Van De Wolf Keizer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Van De Wolf Keizer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tennant misses the shot to the body.
Tennant takes a swing at Van De Wolf Keizer's ribcage but misses.
Van De Wolf Keizer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tennant.
Van De Wolf Keizer drops his hands momentarily and Tennant takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Van De Wolf Keizer fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Tennant avoids it really well and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tennant misses with a two punch combination.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to score with low kicks.
Van De Wolf Keizer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A combination from Tennant does no damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a kick to the body.
Tennant is looking to counter punch.
Tennant misses with a hook. Van De Wolf Keizer ducked under it nicely.
Van De Wolf Keizer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tennant fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Van De Wolf Keizer is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tennant scores with a shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Tennant throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Tennant misses with a jab to the body
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Van De Wolf Keizer just misses with a punch to the body.
Tennant is looking for a counter combo.
A head kick misses from Van De Wolf Keizer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tennant swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a right hook to the body.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tennant looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tennant throws a shot from downtown. Van De Wolf Keizer moves away and avoids it.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tennant is able to avoid easily.
Tennant is looking to wear down Van De Wolf Keizer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Van De Wolf Keizer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tennant throws out the jab.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Van De Wolf Keizer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tennant.
Sloppy strikes from Tennant. Those never looked like landing.
Tennant throws a looping overhand right but Van De Wolf Keizer ducks down to avoid it.
Tennant swings for the body but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Tennant looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a head kick but Tennant moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tennant drops his hands momentarily and Van De Wolf Keizer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a wild body shot.
Van De Wolf Keizer's corner calls for a 1-2. Van De Wolf Keizer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tennant takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a jab, cross combination.

Van De Wolf Keizer drives through with a takedown into Tennant's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Tennant is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing strikes but missing.
Van De Wolf Keizer won't allow Tennant to get back to his feet.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to control from the top but Tennant keeps moving.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tennant is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Tennant trying to control the position here.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Tennant throws a shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a combination. Tennant tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tennant throws a jab but it's blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a hook but Tennant avoids it easily.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Joost Van De Wolf Keizer just about did enough to take it.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A decent looking body kick lands there for Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeps the fight on the outside.
Tennant missing with a left hand there. Van De Wolf Keizer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tennant swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a nice body kick.

Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Van De Wolf Keizer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Tennant is trying to stand up here but Van De Wolf Keizer is controlling him well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van De Wolf Keizer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Van De Wolf Keizer looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Tennant with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Van De Wolf Keizer prevents Tennant from standing back up.
Tennant trying to control here.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tennant is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Van De Wolf Keizer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Tennant's head.
Tennant blocking the ground and pound attempt from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Tennant taking some punishment here, with Van De Wolf Keizer in his half guard.

Van De Wolf Keizer is looking for a kimura here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a nice short shot to Tennant's temple.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to take a break and control but Tennant is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tennant is trying to stand up here but Van De Wolf Keizer is controlling him well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Tennant is controlling Van De Wolf Keizer's trapped leg to prevent Van De Wolf Keizer from advancing to side control.
Tennant wants to improve his position but Van De Wolf Keizer is controlling well.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a wild body shot.

Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Tennant's guard.
Tennant is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Van De Wolf Keizer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tennant is keeping the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tennant works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Tennant looking to hit a scissor sweep but Van De Wolf Keizer is one step ahead there.
Van De Wolf Keizer with a flurry of punches that miss.
Tennant is looking to stand up but Van De Wolf Keizer isn't so interested in that idea.
Tennant looking to control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tennant cracks Van De Wolf Keizer with a good jab.
Tennant stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tennant wants it to stay on the feet.
Van De Wolf Keizer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Van De Wolf Keizer slips a jab from Tennant.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tennant throws an overhand right that lands on Van De Wolf Keizer's shoulder, as Van De Wolf Keizer tries to avoid the shot.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Van De Wolf Keizer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tennant.
Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a right hand. Tennant shakes it off.
A combination from Van De Wolf Keizer does no damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance and clinches up with Tennant, looking for a takedown. Van De Wolf Keizer pushes Tennant against the cage but Tennant circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Tennant darts in and clinches Van De Wolf Keizer up against the cage.
Tennant lands an uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tennant's efforts to push away.
Tennant lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joost Van De Wolf Keizer dominated that fourth round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Van De Wolf Keizer fails with the takedown.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tennant at a distance.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tennant.
Tennant waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Van De Wolf Keizer.
Tennant tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van De Wolf Keizer was well out of range. Poor timing from Tennant.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a series of strikes that have Tennant backpedaling.
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in for a takedown but Tennant shows good takedown defense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tennant takes a swing at Van De Wolf Keizer's ribcage but misses.
Tennant wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a big shot that misses.
Tennant swings for the body but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Tennant defends it well.
Tennant swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from Van De Wolf Keizer there.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tennant pushes Van De Wolf Keizer off looking to stand but Van De Wolf Keizer dives back in and keeps control.
Tennant avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Tennant tries to kick Van De Wolf Keizer off but Van De Wolf Keizer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Tennant makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Tennant looks to throw the jab but Van De Wolf Keizer is out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a low kick.
Tennant misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with an inside leg kick.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Tennant throws a right hand that Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under and follows up with a left that Van De Wolf Keizer also avoids with ease.
David Tennant has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Van De Wolf Keizer gets the takedown into side control.
Tennant wants to get back to his feet but Van De Wolf Keizer drags him back down.

Tennant throws Van De Wolf Keizer to one side and escapes!
Tennant misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tennant throws a nice looking combination but Van De Wolf Keizer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tennant takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Van De Wolf Keizer gets a double leg takedown into Tennant's guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Tennant's head.
Tennant wants to stand but Van De Wolf Keizer is controlling the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer with a nice head shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer prevents Tennant from getting back to his feet.
Van De Wolf Keizer is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Tennant is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Tennant looking for a sweep. Not yet Tennant, not yet.
Van De Wolf Keizer forces his way into half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer works his way into side control.
Van De Wolf Keizer prevents Tennant from escaping the position.
Sloppy strikes there by Van De Wolf Keizer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Tennant sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Van De Wolf Keizer in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

Van De Wolf Keizer wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Tennant, who protects the arm well.
Tennant is trying to get back to his feet.
Tennant regains half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to take a break and control but Tennant is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nice strikes from Van De Wolf Keizer there.
Van De Wolf Keizer is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Tennant!
Tennant swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Van De Wolf Keizer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 45:50
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 45:50
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer is the new heavyweight champion!
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Zis win is dick tit cated to my awezome slam peace of a girlfriend! Will you merry me? Zis Juicer wants only hiz Juice on you for ze rezt of hiz life! Or in you when we make little Van Der Wolfkeizer's one day! Let's us make fuck like bunniez!'.
David Tennant spoke after the fight, saying 'Sorry guys, I will improve myself again.'.