PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerrone The Pimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eks Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pimp comes to the cage accompanied by Big KRIT - New Agenda. Man has chosen The Prodigy 'Invaders Must Die' as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Pimp
vs
Man

193 cm
28
208 lbs
8 - 5 - 1

181 cm
36
217 lbs
13 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerrone The Pimp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eks Man!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pimp buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Pimp keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Pimp throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Nice body punch from Man.
Man has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Pimp.
The Pimp scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Man throws a low kick but The Pimp avoids it.
The Pimp was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man fakes a jab and throws a low kick but The Pimp checks it well.
We've been told by The Pimp's head coaches at Green Line that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Pimp manages to avoid it.
The Pimp looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Jab, jab by The Pimp - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man moves forwards but The Pimp connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Man tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Pimp comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Pimp is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
The Pimp scores with a jab to the body.
The Pimp throws a low kick but Man moves out of range easily.
Man throws out a counter right but The Pimp avoids it with no problem.
Man throws a hook to the side of The Pimp's head but The Pimp sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Pimp is looking to counter punch.
The Pimp throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Pimp throws out the jab.
Man flicks out a counter leg kick but The Pimp steps away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Man.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The Pimp misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The Pimp dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Pimp checks the leg kick.
Man takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The Pimp scoring well with a low kick there.
The Pimp waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man missing with a left hand there. The Pimp was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man ducks right into an uppercut from The Pimp.
The Pimp feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Pimp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Man was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The Pimp dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Pimp misses the body punch
and Man counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Pimp thinking.
Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Pimp throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
The Pimp tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from The Pimp.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as The Pimp lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.
Man is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down The Pimp rather than just go for the knockout.
The Pimp throws a solid leg kick but Man takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Pimp.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Man blocks a head kick by The Pimp.
Man doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Pimp paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Pimp blocks a low kick nicely.
Jerrone The Pimp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Pimp checks a leg kick nicely.
Man takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerrone The Pimp dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Man tries to score with a low kick but The Pimp moves his leg out of the way.
The Pimp throws a hook to the side of Man's head but Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Pimp throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Pimp lands a slapping body shot.
Man defending well as The Pimp loads up on a big left hand.
The Pimp connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

The Pimp closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Pimp.
Man stalling against the cage.
The Pimp lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Pimp lands a nice uppercut.
The Pimp lands with a right to the head.
Man prevents a body shot from The Pimp.
The Pimp throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mans head.
Man blocking some punches.
The Pimp misses with a punch on the inside.
The Pimp lands a shoulder strike.
The Pimp lands a right hand.
The Pimp misses with a punch on the inside.
The Pimp lands a damaging elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp being controlled against the cage.
The Pimp tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Man holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The Pimp tries to land a knee to the head but Man blocks with his arms.
The Pimp pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Man avoids a wild elbow strike from The Pimp.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Pimp lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Pimp lands a left hand.
The Pimp misses with some punches.
Jerrone The Pimp has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from The Pimp fails to land.
The Pimp misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Pimp misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Pimp is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Man blocks a body shot from The Pimp.
Man blocking some punches.
The Pimp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Man in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Man has The Pimp pushed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp throws a head punch that misses.
The Pimp goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Pimp tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing The Pimp back against the cage.
A hook to the body from The Pimp.
Man just leaning against The Pimp, taking a breather.
The Pimp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Pimp misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Pimp misses with an elbow strike.
Man blocking some punches.
Nice elbow from The Pimp.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Pimp lands an elbow just above Man 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerrone The Pimp dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

The Pimp dips to his left and cracks Man with an uppercut!
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Man blocks the body kick.
Man tries a quick counter leg kick but The Pimp is wise to it.
The Pimp jabs Man right on the nose. Man blinks but takes it well.
The Pimp lands a nice hook to Man's body. Man takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Pimp is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
The Pimp closes the distance and lands a one-two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man slips a jab from The Pimp.
Man appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The Pimp throws a push kick but Man slaps the foot to one side.
The Pimp backing away here, and Man unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Man misses with a jab to the body

and The Pimp counters with a nice right hand that sends Man toppling to the canvas! Man scrambles and gets back to his feet - can The Pimp finish him?!

Man is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp throws a wild body kick that Man sees coming a mile off.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from The Pimp.
The Pimp lands a nice looking body kick.
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Pimp.
The Pimp lands a leg kick that knocks Man off balance momentarily.
The Pimp getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Pimp throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

The Pimp feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Man sprawling to the canvas! Man rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can The Pimp finish him?!
Man is still on wobbly legs! Can The Pimp finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man jabs The Pimp to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Man seems to have recovered his senses.

The Pimp clinches up with Man and pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for The Pimp.
The Pimp tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

The Pimp breaks the clinch.
Man throws a leg kick but The Pimp sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp scores with a punch to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Pimp. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man swings for the body but The Pimp moves out of range.
The Pimp misses with an uppercut
and Man counters with a left to the body.
The Pimp scoring well with a low kick there.
The Pimp swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Man now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nice defenses there by Man.
The Pimp wants to slow Man down by chopping away at his legs.
The Pimp backing away here, and Man unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with a shot to the body
and The Pimp counters with a stiff right hand.
Man lands a body shot.
Jerrone The Pimp is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Pimp lands with a cross.
The Pimp is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Man throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Pimp misses with a hook
and Man counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Man checks a leg kick.
Man throws out a counter right but The Pimp avoids it with no problem.

The Pimp clinches up with Man and pushes him back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerrone The Pimp showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Pimp has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerrone The Pimp!
A very excited looking Jerrone The Pimp made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.