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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Hess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hess kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Demiurge. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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260 lbs
27 - 4 - 0 |
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270 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jon Hess!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hess.
Spider now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Spider lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hess circles away quickly and effectively.
Spider scores with a nice body kick.
Hess swinging wildly here.
Hess misses with a body shot.
Spider lands with a nice body kick.
Spider has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hess is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Spider looks for the body kick but Hess saw that one coming.
It looked like Hess wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spider throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Spider ducks under a wild hook from Hess.
Spider looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Spider throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've been told by Hess's head coaches at House of 1000 Corpses that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hess keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Hess was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jon Hess seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spider lands with a hook. Hess tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
It looks like Jon Hess has been cut.
Spider feints and then cracks Hess's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hess down.
Hess explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spider lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hess throws a head kick that misses
and Spider counters with a low kick, right behind Hess 's knee.
Hess swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spider tries a quick counter leg kick but Hess is wise to it.
Spider cracks Hess with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spider. Hess does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Hess finds it's way through Spider's defenses.
Hess scores with a body shot.
Spider is looking to clinch.
Spider ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hess checks a leg kick.
Hess looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spider chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hess misses with a head kick.
Hess ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spider moves away.
Spider counters with a body kick.
Spider lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spider throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hess stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spider.
Spider lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hess comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A good leg kick by Spider.
Spider misses with an uppercut. Hess saw that one coming.
Hess is looking to counter punch.
Hess throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spider sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hess swings for the body but Spider moves out of range.
Hess blocks the body kick.
Hess went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hess ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spider moves away.
Hess missing with a left hand there. Spider was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hess throws a half hearted mid kick.
And Spider responds with a good body kick, but Hess manages to step out the way in time.
Hess goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hess swinging wildly here.
Spider misses with a body kick.
Spider fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hess.
Spider misses with a hook.
Hess throws a wild body kick that Spider sees coming a mile off.
Spider looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spider slips a straight right by Hess.
Spider swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hess bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Spider closes the distance but Hess moves to the side
and Hess counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hess connects with a high kick.
Hess is looking to wear down Spider with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hess.
Spider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hess tries a head kick but it misses.
Spider lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Spider throws an overhand right that lands on Hess's shoulder, as Hess tries to avoid the shot.
Hess tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spider was well out of range. Poor timing from Hess.
Spider cracks Hess with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hess moves out of range of the body kick from Spider.
Hess misses with a low kick.
Spider is looking to land body kicks.
Spider takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spider defending well as Hess loads up on a big left hand.
Hess loads up on a big right hand but Spider slips the punch.
Hess keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hess moves out of range as Spider throws a body kick.
Spider takes a swing at Hess's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hess gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spider avoids the head kick by Hess.
Hess swings for the body but Spider moves out of range.
Spider scores with a body shot.
Hess is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spider clinches up against the cage.
Hess blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hess goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hess doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hess tries a body shot but Spider blocks it.
Spider lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Hess.
Hess fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hess doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spider swings wildly with an uppercut but Hess uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spider scores with a hook to the body.
Hess is breathing heavily.
Spider throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hesss head.
Spider lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hess backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rinky Spider will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jon Hess's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Hess does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hess throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hess looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spider fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hess is out of range.
Spider wants to clinch up but Hess keeps it at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hess.
Hess takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Hess fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spider manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Spider on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hess takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hess pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spider closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hess tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hess lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Spider.
Hess working aggressively here.
Spider throws a head punch that misses.
Hess working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Spider.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spider blocking some punches.
Spider fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spider lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hess swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hess lands a body shot.
Spider misses with the head strike.
Hess misses with a punch to the body.
Hess blocking some punches.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Spider takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Spider lands with a right to the head.
Rinky Spider seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hess misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hess lands a right hand that snaps the head of Spider backwards.
Hess misses with the head strike.
Hess lands an uppercut.
Hess swings wildly with an uppercut but Spider uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Spider.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Spider.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spider lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spider misses with the head strike.
Spider working aggressively here.
Spider working aggressively here.
A body shot lands from Spider.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spider lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Spider lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Hess to his knees! Spider keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rinky Spider!
A relieved looking Rinky Spider thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Jon Hess spoke after the fight, saying 'SORRY FIGHT FANS IT DIDN'T GO DOWN AS I WANTED BUT THEN AGAIN HE IS #1 P4P FOR A REASON - CONGRATS'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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