PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Kent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Koljonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kent comes to the ring accompanied by Break the rules. Koljonen has chosen Porilaisten Marssi as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Kent
vs
Koljonen

225 cm
26
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

V-Mask Clothing + 10% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Clark Kent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Kalle Koljonen!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koljonen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Kalle Koljonen has been cut.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Koljonen has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Kent drops Koljonen with a huge uppercut! Koljonen drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Kent is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clark Kent!
Clark Kent looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Wooo!!! I had this guys ticket and look what happened or look at his face ha. I know it'd be ridiculous to get a shot against the new champ so soon after I was finished like that but "Disgrace Face" Guido Gloom I'd be quaking in your boot's for what's coming your way.'.