PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Braga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think PoopyPants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Deathly Quiet. Antonio Braga has the eye of the tiger tonight.

PoopyPants
vs
Braga

197 cm
31
222 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

190 cm
29
222 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Antonio Braga!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Sam Margolis and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the body.
PoopyPants has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Spartan MMA: LOD in the buildup to the fight.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Braga moves out of range.
Braga misses with an uppercut
and PoopyPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Braga fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A jab from Braga does it's job there.
Braga takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Braga looks winded!
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
PoopyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Braga.
PoopyPants lands a glancing blow to the side of Braga's head.

It looks like Antonio Braga has been cut.
Braga misses with an uppercut.

Braga dives in and scores a takedown into PoopyPants's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Braga trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
PoopyPants looking for a sweep. Not yet PoopyPants, not yet.
Braga works over PoopyPants with some ground and pound from guard.
PoopyPants looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Braga told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Braga trying to control but PoopyPants is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braga pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. PoopyPants is keeping the position for now.
PoopyPants is trying to control the position but Braga postures up.
Braga stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. PoopyPants swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Braga being controlled here momentarily.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Good shot there by Braga.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
PoopyPants connects with a single shot there.
Braga takes a body punch but keeps moving.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Braga was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Braga slips under a jab.
PoopyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Braga looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Braga avoids the punch easily.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Braga.
PoopyPants is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Braga is controlling him well.
Braga tries to advance to mount but PoopyPants instead regains half guard.
PoopyPants is looking to control Braga's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can PoopyPants avoid being mounted?

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Braga is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. PoopyPants doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Braga.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Braga is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so PoopyPants is just riding it out for now. Braga eventually gives up the hold.

Braga is looking for a kimura but PoopyPants is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Braga to get the leverage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Braga passes the guard and advances to mount!
PoopyPants gets back to half guard.
Braga is looking to take a break and control but PoopyPants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
PoopyPants won't allow Braga to pass to mount.
PoopyPants pushes Braga off but Braga dives into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Antonio Braga's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

PoopyPants stuffs the takedown.
PoopyPants misses with a few strikes there.
PoopyPants connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Braga misses with a takedown attempt - PoopyPants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Braga keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Braga misses with a takedown attempt
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.
BitchFace PoopyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Antonio Braga.
Braga tries for a takedown but PoopyPants sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Braga slips a jab and a cross from PoopyPants.
Braga has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Braga there as he acknowledges the shot.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Braga's head but Braga sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
PoopyPants looks to land a combination but Braga avoids it well.
Braga keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Braga ducked under it nicely.
Nice straight punches there by PoopyPants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of PoopyPants.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Braga.
Braga shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has PoopyPants pinned against the cage. PoopyPants gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braga takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Braga was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Braga can do to turn this around?
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Braga.
Braga misses with a hook.
Braga fails to land the takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Braga. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
PoopyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Braga blocks a jab.
PoopyPants blocks a jab.
PoopyPants throws out a powerful jab.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.

That has opened up Antonio Braga's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braga misses with a right hand

and PoopyPants counters with a nice right hand that sends Braga toppling to the canvas! Braga scrambles and gets back to his feet - can PoopyPants finish him?!

Braga is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Braga throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around PoopyPants's waist but PoopyPants gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Braga off to one side.
Braga is breathing heavily.

PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Braga in a clinch.

PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
PoopyPants cracks a nice hook into Braga's ribs.

PoopyPants sends Braga crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! PoopyPants is motioning to the referee to let Braga up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Braga is still on wobbly legs! Can PoopyPants finish him?

The cut above Antonio Braga's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
BOOM! PoopyPants lands a beautiful left hook that drops Braga. Braga tries to recover but PoopyPants is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Braga lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
A victorious BitchFace PoopyPants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.