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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stanley Burrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid comes to the cage accompanied by Asteroid. Burrell is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Can't Touch This. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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179 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
51 - 26 - 5, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stanley Burrell !
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Burrell .
We've been informed that Burrell has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Burrell scores with a kick to the body.
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body.
Asteroid looks to land a combination. Burrell sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Burrell thumps Asteroid with a low kick.
Burrell ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Asteroid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Burrell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asteroid throws a low kick but it's checked well by Burrell .
Burrell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asteroid seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Burrell stuns Asteroid with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Asteroid takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Burrell lands with a nice body kick.
Burrell connects with a single shot there.
Asteroid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Burrell was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Burrell throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
Burrell stuns Asteroid with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Asteroid tries to clinch there but Burrell circles away.
Burrell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burrell connects with a jab.
Stanley Burrell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burrell throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Asteroid looks to land a body kick but Burrell moved away.
Asteroid throws a hook to the side of Burrell 's head but Burrell sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Some bone on bone action there as Burrell checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Burrell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Asteroid feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Asteroid tests Burrell 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Asteroid swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Asteroid quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Burrell ducks under a wild hook from Asteroid.
Burrell lands a slapping body shot.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Burrell moves out of range easily.
Burrell misses with a wild body shot.
Burrell scoring well with a low kick there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Burrell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Burrell cracks Asteroid with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Burrell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burrell tries to clinch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Burrell checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Burrell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burrell scores with a hook to the body. Asteroid takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A shot to the liver by Asteroid. Beautiful body shot.
Asteroid rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Burrell counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Burrell is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Asteroid rather than just go for the knockout.
Burrell thumps Asteroid with a low kick.
Asteroid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Burrell is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Asteroid with a body shot.
Asteroid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asteroid attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Burrell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Asteroid gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Burrell .
Asteroid wants to clinch
and Burrell counters with a good low kick that Asteroid was not able to check.
Asteroid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Burrell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Burrell .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Burrell lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Burrell misses with a hook. Asteroid ducked under it nicely.
Burrell works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Asteroid looks to land a body kick but Burrell moved away.
Burrell moves into range and connects with a jab.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Burrell avoids it.
Burrell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Asteroid checks the leg kick.
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
A jab from Asteroid does it's job there.
Burrell blocks a low kick nicely.
Asteroid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Asteroid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Asteroid misses with a wild combination.
Asteroid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asteroid fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Asteroid. Burrell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Asteroid lands a lovely overhand right.
A jab lands there for Asteroid.
Asteroid feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burrell s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asteroid.
Asteroid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Burrell is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Asteroid had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Burrell lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Burrell throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Asteroid connects with a jab.
Burrell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A clash of legs there as Asteroid blocks the low kick.
Burrell on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Asteroid throws a half hearted mid kick.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Asteroid throws a body kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Burrell .
Asteroid scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Stanley Burrell will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Burrell 's jab looks to have found its range, popping Asteroid under the eye.
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body.
Asteroid is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Asteroid throws a right hand that misses
and Burrell counters with a good low kick that Asteroid was not able to check.
Burrell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
Burrell throws a front kick aimed at Asteroid's knee but Asteroid avoids it well.
Burrell thows a leg kick but Asteroid checks it
and Asteroid counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Burrell thinking.
Good leg kick by Burrell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A good leg kick by Asteroid.
A nice inside leg kick there by Burrell . That's going to slow Asteroid down.
Asteroid lands a head kick!
Stanley Burrell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Burrell avoids the head kick by Asteroid.
Asteroid gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Burrell throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Asteroid wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Burrell throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid blocks a low kick nicely.
Asteroid tried to counter with a leg kick but Burrell avoided it.
Burrell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Asteroid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Burrell .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burrell lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Burrell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burrell fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Burrell thuds his right hand into Asteroid's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Burrell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jab from Asteroid.
Asteroid avoids the head kick by Burrell .
Burrell misses with a kick to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Asteroid throws a solid leg kick but Burrell takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Asteroid.
Burrell scores with a leg kick.
Asteroid lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Burrell takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Asteroid keeps Burrell at a distance using the push kick.
Nice body punch from Asteroid.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Burrell was well out of range. Poor timing from Asteroid.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Burrell throws a head kick that Asteroid semi-blocks.
Burrell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Burrell takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Burrell tries to score with a low kick but Asteroid moves his leg out of the way.
Burrell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Burrell . He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Burrell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burrell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Burrell fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Asteroid checks it well.
Asteroid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Burrell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A slapping leg kick lands for Burrell .
Asteroid throws a body kick that misses.
Burrell lands with a good body shot.
Asteroid moves out of range as Burrell throws a body kick.
Burrell throws a big shot that misses.
Asteroid takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A clash of legs there as Asteroid blocks the low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burrell misses with a looping left.
Burrell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Burrell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to clinch but Burrell is having none of it.
Burrell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Asteroid at a distance.
Burrell throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid throws out a leg kick but Burrell moves out of range and Asteroid only half commits.
A decent looking cross lands there for Asteroid.
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Burrell is just out of range.
Asteroid backing away here, and Burrell unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Asteroid connects with a nice looking jab.
Burrell is rocked!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Burrell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Burrell is still on wobbly legs! Can Asteroid finish him?
Asteroid throws a body shot but no joy.
Burrell takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Burrell is breathing heavily.
An inside leg kick from Burrell misses.
Asteroid scores with a nice strike.
Burrell throws the kick towards the body but Asteroid avoids it.
Asteroid closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Burrell out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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