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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus comes into the arena with Born to be wild by Steppenwolf blaring out of the sound system. Lee is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest. Bruce Lee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



186 cm
38
176 lbs
33 - 19 - 0
179 cm
42
185 lbs
40 - 22 - 4
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 22 - 4, fighting out of New York, Bruce Lee!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus slips a straight right by Lee.
Decent striking displayed by Lee there.
Fatherfockerusus takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fatherfockerusus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lee has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lee and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Lee paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under a wild hook from Lee.
Fatherfockerusus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lee misses with a series of wild punches.
Fatherfockerusus works Lee's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee throws a head kick that Fatherfockerusus semi-blocks.
Lee moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus swings for the body but Lee moves out of range.
Lee lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Lee's coach down at Malicious Intent Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lee's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Lee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lee appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a jab to the body
and Lee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the body shot from Lee.
Lee is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lee has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lee and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lee lands a leg kick that knocks Fatherfockerusus off balance momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lee on the wrong end of a nice jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee jabs Fatherfockerusus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick nicely.
Fatherfockerusus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lee sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lee checks the leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lee pinned against the cage. Lee gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fatherfockerusus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fatherfockerusus dives in and grabs Lee's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lee pushes down on Fatherfockerusus's head and hops out.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee lands a glancing blow to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head.
Lee checks a low kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Lee jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lee misses with a series of wild punches.
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
A leg kick checked by Lee.
Good standup being displayed there by Lee as he connects with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Lee darts in and clinches Fatherfockerusus up against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Lee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee lands a nice shot to the body.
Lee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fatherfockerusus's elbow.
Come on Lee - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lee backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
Fatherfockerusus tries a body shot but Lee blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lee has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lee blocking some punches.
Lee leaning against his opponent.
Come on Lee - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to pull guard but Lee has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fatherfockerusus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Lee - that landed with a thud.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a body shot from Lee.
Lee effectively controlling the action here.
Lee blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Lee dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
Lee flicks out a counter leg kick but Fatherfockerusus steps away.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Lee scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lee moves into range and connects with a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Fatherfockerusus misses the target.
Lee paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.


Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lee.
Oh Fatherfockerusus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fatherfockerusus walks straight into a right hand from Lee - that's dropped him! Lee jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Fatherfockerusus from any more punishment! Fatherfockerusus complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bruce Lee!
Our winner, Bruce Lee, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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56%
 
 
 
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