PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Hearns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Hearns has chosen Black Eyed Bruiser as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sheen
vs
Hearns

200 cm
32
266 lbs
27 - 13 - 2

204 cm
34
275 lbs
21 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thomas Hearns!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paul Aken and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hearns misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Sheen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen slips a jab from Hearns.
Sheen throws a big counter combination but Hearns scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hearns doesn't manage to clinch there - Sheen circles away.
Sheen throwing a counter right hand but Hearns manages to avoid it.
Hearns connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Hearns keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It seemed like Hearns was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good shot there by Hearns.
Hearns throws a sloppy head kick
and Sheen counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hearns staying out of range there.
Hearns tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sheen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sheen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hearns.
Sheen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hearns misses with a straight right.
Hearns tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sheen misses with an uppercut.
Thomas Hearns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hearns throws a sloppy head kick
and Sheen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hearns thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hearns just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hearns getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hearns is looking to clinch.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Hearns is just out of range.
A jab from Sheen finds it's way through Hearns's defenses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sheen.
Sheen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hearns doesn't manage to clinch there - Sheen circles away.
Hearns takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
A quick step to the side and Sheen tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hearns throws a hook to the side of Sheen's head but Sheen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sheen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hearns will feel that in the morning.
Hearns moves out of range of the strikes.
Hearns has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hearns throws a head kick that misses.
Hearns throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hearns misses with an uppercut
and Sheen counters with a right hand to the body.
Hearns looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sheen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hearns misses with a lunging right hand
and Sheen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sheen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hearns moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Hearns moves into the clinch successfully.
Sheen tries a knee to the head but Hearns blocks it.
Sheen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hearns is trying to break the clinch but Sheen is controlling him.
A nice left hand lands by Sheen.
Sheen misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Hearns pulls Sheen into guard.
Hearns trying to keep a closed guard but Sheen is proving a slippery customer.
Hearns keeping full guard, as Sheen tries to pass.
Sheen trying to control the position from guard on top but Hearns is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sheen has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hearns tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sheen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hearns is keeping the position for now.
Sheen stays in close to Hearns's body and controls the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Sheen won't allow Hearns to get back to his feet.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Sheen lands with a nice body punch.
Hearns tries to clinch up.
Sheen throws a hook but Hearns avoids it easily.
Sheen lands a jab to Hearns's midsection.
Hearns tries to clinch up
and Sheen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A lazy left from Sheen finds it's target.

It looks like Thomas Hearns has been cut.
Donk. Hearns catches Sheen right on the button with a cross.
Hearns is aggressively charging in as Sheen backs up avoiding any damage. Sheen tosses out a jab and Hearns runs right into it face first! Hearns is out cold! Sheen dropped down on all fours and is barking in Hearns's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Sheen!
An out of breath Charlie Sheen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.