PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Dipper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calvin Ulrich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Calvin Ulrich was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dipper
vs
Ulrich

200 cm
25
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

223 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Dipper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Calvin Ulrich!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dipper throws a right and a left that Ulrich avoids nicely.
Calvin Ulrich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ulrich is looking to clinch but Dipper is avoiding it.

Dipper lands a left and a right that send Ulrich crashing to the mat, dazed. Dipper thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Ulrich is rocked!

It looks like Calvin Ulrich has been cut.
Dipper shoots in but Ulrich avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Ulrich is still on wobbly legs! Can Dipper finish him?
Ulrich tries to clinch up.
Ulrich darts in trying to clinch
and Dipper counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Ulrich falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Big Dipper!
Calvin Ulrich was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm retiring'.