PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Anywhere (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angle Iron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iron has chosen I Have a Dream as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Angle Iron was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Anywhere
vs
Iron

190 cm
17
275 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

185 cm
19
225 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mr Anywhere!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Angle Iron!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Iron shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Iron throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Anywhere manages to get to full guard.
Anywhere seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.

Iron sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Anywhere doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Iron paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Anywhere - great work!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mr Anywhere!
Angle Iron spoke after the fight, saying 'best 2 of 3?'.