PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Park (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jack Hammer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Park
vs
Hammer

188 cm
20
278 lbs
2 - 2 - 1

193 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Randy Park!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Park ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammer moves away.
Hammer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hammer shoots in but Park avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Hammer stalks Park and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Park's face. Park staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Randy Park has been cut.
Park slaps away a takedown attempt from Hammer, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The fighters circling - Park throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hammer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer shoots for a takedown but Park saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Park tries to counter by clinching up but Hammer breaks away and moves out of range.
Randy Park has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Hammer.
Hammer lands a brutal head kick. Park looks out on his feet and Hammer throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Jack Hammer!