PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Greedy Assfister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zakari Moss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Assfister
vs
Moss

165 cm
26
146 lbs
4 - 1 - 1

165 cm
24
135 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Greedy Assfister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zakari Moss!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moss throws a series of punches but Assfister avoids them all with ease.

Assfister gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Zakari Moss has been cut.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Moss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Assfister lands an elbow just above Moss 's eye.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Assfister.
Moss is trying to break the clinch but Assfister has him pressed against the cage.
Moss avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Moss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moss tries to pull guard but Assfister won't allow it.
Assfister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.
Assfister prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assfister creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moss's defenses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that Moss shrugs off.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped Moss in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Moss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Assfister keeps control of Moss as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Assfister lands an elbow just above Moss 's eye.
Assfister gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Moss.
Greedy Assfister has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zakari Moss.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moss drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that Moss shrugs off.
Assfister stops a takedown attempt from Moss.
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moss is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Assfister pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Assfister lands a nice elbow.
Assfister lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Zakari Moss's cut even more.
Assfister lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assfister gets underhooks to prevent Moss's takedown attempt.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.
Moss avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Moss's brow.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped Moss in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister lands a nice elbow.

The cut above Zakari Moss's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Moss is trying to force a seperation but Assfister has the dominant position.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.

Zakari Moss's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moss avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Moss takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Moss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Moss blocks an elbow strike.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Moss takes an elbow to the temple.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Zakari Moss's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Greedy Assfister!
Post fight, Greedy Assfister stared into the camera and said 'Pay me bitch'.