PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Will Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Do
vs
Star

215 cm
31
300 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

195 cm
27
318 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Will Do!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Star!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Do swinging wildly here.
Do tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Star on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Star looks to throw the jab but Do is out of range.
Nice defenses there by Star.
Do defending well as Star loads up on a big left hand.
Star throws a body shot but no joy.
Star throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Do on the side of the head.
Star lands with a thumping leg kick.
Star throws out a loose jab but Do uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Do throws a sloppy head kick and Star moves out of range easily.
Star counters with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Do.
Star throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Star throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Do, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Star misses with a leg kick

and Do counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Star!
Do with the ground and pound but Star regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Do tries to pass to full mount but Star defends it.
Star tries to kick Do off but Do keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Star pushes Do off and gets back to his feet.
A punch combination from Star misses.
Do misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Star scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Star misses with a double jab
and Do counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Patrick Star has been cut.
Do throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A jab lands there for Do.
Do checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A jab from Star misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Star lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Do has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Do and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Star uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Do.
Star throws a leg kick but Do checks it.
Star throws a jab when Do was well out of range.
Star fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Do swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Star scores with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Star misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Do.
It looked like Do was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Star throws a body punch but Do moves out of range.
Jab by Star.
Star's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Do connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Star scrambles back to his feet.
Star works the jab nicely.
Do swinging wildly here.
A nice side step and Star releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A punch combination from Star misses.
Star tries to move into range but Do moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Star moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Star moves away from the strike by Do.
Star throws a poor cross that misses
and Do counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Do uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Star.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Do ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Star moves away.
Star changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Star throws a body shot but no joy.
Do keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Star. That's going to slow Do down.
Do lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That has opened up Patrick Star's cut even more.
A good leg kick by Star.
Star avoids the head kick by Do.
Star throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Do uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Star.
It looked like Do was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Star looks to land a right hand but Do moved out of range.
Do swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Patrick Star will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Patrick Star's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Do misses with a wild combination.
A big left from Star misses.
Star throws out a loose jab but Do uses good head movement to avoid it.
Star rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Do moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Star fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Do looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Star fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Do is out of range.
Do is looking to counter punch.
Star throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Do steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Star.
Do half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Do misses with the combination.
Star uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Do.
Star swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Do tries to counter by clinching up but Star breaks away and moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Star throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Do sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Do attempts a counter takedown but Star avoids it well and moves away.
Patrick Star seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Star throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Star getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Do scores with a shot to the body.
Do misses with a few strikes there.
Do uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Star.
Star lands a lovely overhand right.
Star shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

Star lands a big shot that drops Do! Can he finish him?

Do is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Do wants to improve his position but instead Star has moved into half guard.
Oh Do is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Do desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Do seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Star decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Star looks to score with a jab to the body but Do is just out of range.

Star lands a big shot that drops Do! Can he finish him?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Do wants to sweep here but Star controlling him for the moment.

Do throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Star escapes and throws Do's legs to the side, diving into side control!

Star has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Do bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Star's head.
Do wants to land a leg kick but Star is out of range.
Star connects with a leg kick. Do looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Star jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A quick step to the side and Do tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick from Star misses
and Do counters with a three punch combo that has Star backing up. Star nods at Do to acknowledge the strikes.
Patrick Star seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Star takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Star throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Do stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Star dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Do fails to land with a series of punches.
Do throws a nice looking combination but Star bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Star is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Do displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Star throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Do moves out of range as Star throws a body kick.
Star misses with an uppercut.
Do connects with a single shot there.

Do lands a left and a right that send Star crashing to the mat, dazed. Do thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Star is rocked!
Do throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Star is still on wobbly legs! Can Do finish him?
Will Do is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Do avoids the body shot from Star.
Do drops Star with a big left hand! Star is injured, injured bad! Do jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Will Do!