PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Gaarlandt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). He arrived on a last minute flight shortly after looking tired and unhappy. Officials decided the fight should still take place, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Gaarlandt and Tyroil Smoochie Wallace. This should be a great matchup!

Gaarlandt
vs
Smoochie Wallace

175 cm
23
140 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

165 cm
22
148 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesus Gaarlandt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gaarlandt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Smoochie Wallace circles away quickly and effectively.
Gaarlandt clobbers Smoochie Wallace with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gaarlandt misses with a right hand

and Smoochie Wallace counters by moving into the clinch.
Gaarlandt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Smoochie Wallace smiles and moves away.
Smoochie Wallace slips a jab and a cross from Gaarlandt.
Smoochie Wallace was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Gaarlandt throws a good cross that connects.
Gaarlandt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've been informed that Smoochie Wallace has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Smoochie Wallace slips a straight right by Gaarlandt.
Gaarlandt swings widly with a right hand

and Smoochie Wallace holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Gaarlandt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Smoochie Wallace smiles and moves away.
Jesus Gaarlandt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smoochie Wallace staying out of range there.
Gaarlandt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gaarlandt lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smoochie Wallace slips under a jab from Gaarlandt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoochie Wallace on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Gaarlandt moves out of range of the leg kick from Smoochie Wallace.
Gaarlandt misses with a body kick.
Smoochie Wallace cracks Gaarlandt with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Smoochie Wallace throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Smoochie Wallace uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gaarlandt.
Smoochie Wallace tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Gaarlandt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gaarlandt looks for the body kick but Smoochie Wallace saw that one coming.
Gaarlandt slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Smoochie Wallace staying out of range there.
Smoochie Wallace avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gaarlandt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice cross by Gaarlandt.
Gaarlandt lands the left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gaarlandt just misses with a punch to the body.
Gaarlandt looks to throw a body kick
and Smoochie Wallace counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Gaarlandt is rocked!
Gaarlandt walks into a left hand.
Oh Gaarlandt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gaarlandt.
A head kick by Smoochie Wallace - that's a beauty! Gaarlandt is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Smoochie Wallace can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
An out of breath Tyroil Smoochie Wallace thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.