PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rod Lamasa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Jenkins's choice of entrance music: Rock On. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lamasa
vs
Jenkins

174 cm
19
156 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

184 cm
21
135 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry (93%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rod Lamasa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leeroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamasa throws a head kick but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jenkins avoids a kick to the body.
Jenkins is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Jenkins avoids the head kick by Lamasa.
Jenkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jenkins takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jenkins swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lamasa.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses
and Lamasa counters with an outside leg kick.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lamasa scoring well with a low kick there.
Lamasa throws a head kick that misses.
Lamasa avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jenkins throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lamasa.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Lamasa moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Lamasa.
Jenkins is looking to slow Lamasa down with leg kicks.
Lamasa throws a leg kick which misses Jenkins's front leg but catches the back leg as Jenkins tries to avoid it.
Lamasa avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lamasa takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lamasa on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lamasa goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lamasa avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Lamasa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lamasa misses with a combination

and Jenkins counters by clinching up.
Lamasa scores with a shot to the side of Jenkins's head.

Lamasa breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lamasa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lamasa lands with a slapping head kick.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jenkins tried to score with a low kick but Lamasa checks it.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Lamasa throws a leg kick that misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lamasa.
Jenkins throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lamasa counters with a big head kick but Jenkins shrugs it off.
Lamasa misses with a kick to the body.
Jenkins misses with a low kick as Lamasa jumps back.
Jenkins lands a slapping body shot.
Lamasa throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lamasa tries to land a front kick but Jenkins steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jenkins was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamasa throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lamasa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jenkins lands a head kick!
A head kick misses from Lamasa.
Jenkins keeps Lamasa at a distance using the push kick.
Lamasa avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Lamasa looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lamasa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lamasa backing away here, and Jenkins unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Jenkins.
Lamasa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jenkins. That did some damage!
Lamasa throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jenkins.
A jab from Lamasa finds it's way through Jenkins's defenses.
Jenkins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jenkins throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins misses with a low kick.
Jenkins scores with a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lamasa.
Lamasa checks a leg kick nicely.
Lamasa throws a sloppy head kick and Jenkins moves out of range easily.
Lamasa plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Lamasa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lamasa moves out of range of the body kick from Jenkins.
A solid body kick from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jenkins lands a high kick!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lamasa misses with a looping right.
Jenkins is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Lamasa checks a leg kick.
Lamasa appears to be looking for a big counter.
Lamasa throws a head kick but Jenkins moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rod Lamasa will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jenkins lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lamasa misses with a looping left.
Lamasa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lamasa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jenkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lamasa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lamasa checks a leg kick.
Lamasa takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jenkins throws a solid leg kick but Lamasa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jenkins.
Lamasa was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lamasa.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Lamasa moves out of range easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lamasa. That's going to slow Jenkins down.
Lamasa is looking to score with low kicks.
Lamasa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jenkins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lamasa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamasa's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jenkins under the eye.
Lamasa avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lamasa's calf.
Lamasa avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lamasa keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lamasa moves out of range of the leg kick from Jenkins.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lamasa.
Jenkins is looking to chop away at Lamasa's legs.
Lamasa misses with a head kick.
Jenkins connects with a solid leg kick.
Jenkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
As Jenkins tries to get set, Lamasa tries to push him back and clinch up but Jenkins manages to avoid the attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamasa moves out of range of the body kick from Jenkins.
Lamasa throws a head kick that Jenkins semi-blocks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jenkins throws a leg kick which misses Lamasa's front leg but catches the back leg as Lamasa tries to avoid it.
Lamasa jabs at Jenkins's body.
Jenkins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lamasa.
Jenkins counters with a body kick.
Jenkins blocks the body kick.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jenkins misses with a body kick.
Lamasa looks for the body kick but Jenkins saw that one coming.
And Jenkins responds with a good body kick, but Lamasa manages to step out the way in time.
Lamasa throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lamasa fakes the leg kick and cracks Jenkins in the body.
Jenkins lands a nice looking body kick.
Jenkins on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lamasa. Lamasa obviously looking to wear him down.
Jenkins takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jenkins's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamasa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but Lamasa checks it.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Lamasa fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lamasa tries a head kick but it misses.
Lamasa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jenkins connects with a jab.
A low kick from Jenkins is predictable there
and Lamasa makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Jenkins really felt that one!
Jenkins checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lamasa blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Lamasa throws a head kick that misses
and Jenkins counters with a three punch combo that has Lamasa backing up. Lamasa nods at Jenkins to acknowledge the strikes.
Lamasa sizes up Jenkins with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins throws a chopping leg kick but Lamasa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by Jenkins. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jenkins.
Lamasa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lamasa throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jenkins throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lamasa checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jenkins moves out of range of the body kick from Lamasa.
Jenkins tries to work over Lamasa's front leg with a kick but Lamasa checks it.
As Jenkins looks to move away, Lamasa throws a big counter combo bu Jenkins just gets out of the way.
Lamasa throws a head kick but Jenkins moves out of range.
Lamasa checks the leg kick.
Lamasa throws the kick towards the body but Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins throws a nice outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Leeroy Jenkins will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Jenkins avoids a punch combination nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lamasa.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Lamasa.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Lamasa.
Jenkins fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lamasa.
Rod Lamasa is winning the standup battle so far.
Lamasa thows a body kick. Jenkins tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jenkins throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lamasa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lamasa throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lamasa avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Lamasa blocks a head kick by Jenkins.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamasa throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lamasa.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lamasa is looking to counter with head kicks.
Jenkins misses with a low kick as Lamasa jumps back.
A slow jab from Jenkins misses its intended target.
Lamasa buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jenkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lamasa checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jenkins thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jenkins moves out of range of the body kick.
Lamasa moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jenkins walks forward, straight into a front kick from Lamasa.
Lamasa moves out of range of the body kick from Jenkins.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamasa scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jenkins has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Lamasa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lamasa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lamasa feints and then cracks Jenkins's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jenkins down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lamasa throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lamasa checks a leg kick.
Lamasa has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A big left from Lamasa misses.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lamasa checks a leg kick.
Lamasa throws a push kick but Jenkins slaps the foot to one side.
Jenkins only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Lamasa buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lamasa checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jenkins. That's going to slow Lamasa down.
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lamasa fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lamasa works Jenkins's body with a nice hook.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lamasa checks a leg kick.
Lamasa tried to counter with a leg kick but Jenkins avoided it.
Lamasa tries to land a front kick but Jenkins steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lamasa tries a low kick but Jenkins avoids it.
Lamasa scores with a head kick. Jenkins tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Lamasa buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lamasa connects with a high kick.
Lamasa tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Lamasa.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lamasa checks a low kick from Jenkins.
Lamasa throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Lamasa appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Lamasa checks a leg kick nicely.
Lamasa is looking to counter with a body kick.
Lamasa throws a head kick but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jenkins has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Lamasa.
Jenkins lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Lamasa moves out of range easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
Lamasa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rod Lamasa.
Well Lamasa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rod Lamasa!
Leeroy Jenkins spoke after the fight, saying 'Juast luck mate...'.