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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tio Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malone comes to the cage accompanied by Get Ready For This. Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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266 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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203 cm
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274 lbs
25 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tio Malone!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman lands with a kick to the temple. Malone shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Tio Malone has been cut.
Bateman lands a jab.
Malone connects with a looping right hand.
Malone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Malone scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bateman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
Bateman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Malone lands a leg kick that knocks Bateman off balance momentarily.
Malone with a nice cross.
Bateman throws a sloppy body shot
and Malone cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bateman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Malone.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Malone.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Malone throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bateman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bateman misses with a low kick.
Bateman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Malone has time to react.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone moves forwards but Bateman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bateman avoids a kick to the body.
Malone walks straight into a right hand from Bateman - that's dropped him! Bateman jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Malone from any more punishment! Malone complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!
Patrick Bateman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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