PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Hickock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Hickock has chosen Why can't we be friends as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Fuckwell
vs
Hickock

191 cm
36
194 lbs
23 - 15 - 1

182 cm
33
193 lbs
29 - 18 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Richard Hickock!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hickock avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Hickock looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuckwell obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
Hickock takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hickock uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
Hickock finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hickock. Hickock obviously looking to wear him down.
Hickock misses with a hook. Fuckwell ducked under it nicely.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Hickock is out of range.
Hickock slips a jab and a cross from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hickock.
Fuckwell connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.
Fuckwell misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuckwell is looking to score with low kicks.

Hickock instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell can't break the clinch.
Hickock lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell wants to break free but Hickock has control.
Fuckwell has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hickock.
Hickock lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fuckwell backwards.
Fuckwell lands a left hand.
Hickock avoiding damage.
Hickock throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fuckwell is trying to push Hickock away but Hickock has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fuckwell being controlled against the cage.
Fuckwell tries to circle away but Hickock has him pinned against the cage.
Fuckwell tries a body shot but Hickock blocks it.
Fuckwell pushes Hickock back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Hickock has the dominant position.
Hickock swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fuckwell can't break the clinch.
Come on Hickock - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hickock looking to stall.
Hickock works on Fuckwell's body with a couple of short punches.
Fuckwell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hickock gets through Fuckwell's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hickock tries to throw a body punch but Fuckwell avoids it by throwing Hickock back against the cage.
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Hickock has him pressed against the cage.
Hickock trying to stall but Fuckwell improves his position.
Hickock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hickock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Hickock has the dominant position.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hickock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fuckwell tries to break the clinch but Hickock is controlling the position.
Hickock tries to work over Fuckwell's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hickock lands a hook that snaps the head of Fuckwell backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hickock misses with a punch on the inside.
Hickock taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fuckwell wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Hickock has the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Hickock has him pressed against the cage.

Fuckwell breaks from the clinch.
Fuckwell throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fuckwell backing away here, and Hickock unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Fuckwell stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hickock is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fuckwell slips under a jab.
Hickock takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A good leg kick by Hickock.
Hickock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hickock steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Hickock feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fuckwell's calf.
Fuckwell cracks Hickock with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Hickock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Hickock moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hickock.
A shot to the liver by Fuckwell. Beautiful body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A leg kick checked by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hickock.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands with a right hand.
Hickock tries to clinch up but Fuckwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice shot by Fuckwell.
Hickock slips a straight right by Fuckwell.
Hickock wants to counter with a clinch but Fuckwell pushes him away.
Hickock tries to move into range but Fuckwell moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hickock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuckwell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hickock just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromFuckwell.
Hickock throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fuckwell ducks under a wild hook from Hickock.
Hickock scores with a jab. Fuckwell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckwell is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fuckwell lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A solid body kick from Fuckwell.
Hickock slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hickock was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Hickock feints a counter leg kick.
Hickock looks to throw the jab but Fuckwell is out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Fuckwell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fuckwell lands with an overhand left.
Hickock misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Hickock takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
A punch lands to the side of Fuckwell 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hickock misses with a two punch combination.
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hickock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuckwell throws the left hand but Hickock avoids the punch easily.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hickock tries to score with a low kick but Fuckwell moves his leg out of the way.
Fuckwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hickock is looking to chop away at Fuckwell's legs.
Hickock misses with a body kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Hickock in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Some wild striking there from Hickock.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hickock.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckwell stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hickock throws a body shot but no joy.
Hickock staying out of range there.
Hickock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckwell connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fuckwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hickock can do to turn this around?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hickock tries to land a front kick but Fuckwell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hickock connects with a solid leg kick.
Hickock blocks a jab.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hickock was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Hickock ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a combination. Hickock tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fuckwell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hickock can pounce on him.
Hickock blocks a jab.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that misses
and Hickock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hickock.
Fuckwell looks to land a combination but Hickock avoids it well.
Hickock tries to score with a low kick but Fuckwell moves his leg out of the way.
Hickock lands a jab to Fuckwell's midsection.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hickock takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hickock throws a hook but Fuckwell blocks it.
Hickock showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fuckwell.
Hickock appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hickock takes a swing at Fuckwell's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Fuckwell finds it's way through Hickock's defenses.
Hickock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell dodges the punch combination from Hickock.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Hickock was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hickock throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hickock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hickock makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fuckwell takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hickock cracks the inside of Fuckwell's front leg.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Hickock ducks down to avoid it.
Hickock looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hickock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuckwell.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell throws out a loose jab but Hickock uses good head movement to avoid it.
It seemed like Hickock was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fuckwell throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hickock tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hickock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Decent striking displayed by Fuckwell there.
Fuckwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Hickock.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hickock.
Hickock is looking to slow Fuckwell down with leg kicks.
Hickock misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Fuckwell misses the target.
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
letting Hickock counter with a right hand.
Hickock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Fuckwell slips a straight right by Hickock.
Hickock throws a body shot but no joy.
Hickock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Hickock.
A punch lands to the side of Hickock 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hickock lands an overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hickock's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fuckwell connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hickock scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut.
Hickock tries a quick counter leg kick but Fuckwell is wise to it.
Hickock is looking to score with low kicks.
Hickock takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hickock has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hickock slips under a jab.
Fuckwell throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hickock counters with a straight right hand.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Hickock off balance momentarily.
Hickock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hickock.
Fuckwell blocks a leg kick.
Hickock misses with a looping left.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the leg kick from Hickock.
Hickock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hickock lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hickock scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hickock wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Eyeonly Fuckwell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fuckwell scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fuckwell on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fuckwell comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuckwell swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hickock slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Hickock moves out of range.
Fuckwell lands a nice looking body shot.
Hickock throws a shot from downtown. Fuckwell moves away and avoids it.
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.
Hickock scores with a nice head shot.
Hickock looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckwell is just out of range.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that misses
and Hickock makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fuckwell throws a lazy right hand but Hickock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hickock takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fuckwell throws an overhand right that lands on Hickock's shoulder, as Hickock tries to avoid the shot.
Fuckwell cracks Hickock with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hickock looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Hickock does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hickock avoids a punch combination nicely.
A left lands for Hickock.
Hickock gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hickock goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jab by Hickock.
Hickock just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Hickock connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hickock moves away.
Fuckwell will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckwell lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hickock backs up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hickock tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Hickock is out of range.
Fuckwell thuds a left hand into Hickock's body.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckwell lands with a right hand.
Fuckwell throws a body shot but no joy.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hickock counters with a thumping low kick.
Fuckwell cracks Hickock with an open hand slap.
Hickock fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fuckwell.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hickock.
A little feinted left hand from Fuckwell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jab, jab by Fuckwell - just one landing.
A left lands for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Hickock moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell misses with a hook.
Fuckwell misses with a hook

and Hickock counters by clinching up.
Fuckwell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hickock blocking some punches.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Hickock has the dominant position.
Fuckwell misses with a punch to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hickock presses Fuckwell against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fuckwell tries to break the clinch but Hickock is controlling the position.
Hickock lands an uppercut.
Hickock prevents Fuckwell from breaking the clinch.
Hickock lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Fuckwell breaks from the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Fuckwell.
Hickock takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Hickock moves out of range.
Hickock scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Hickock slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
A jab from Hickock finds it's way through Fuckwell's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donk. Fuckwell catches Hickock right on the button with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Fuckwell misses.
Nice defenses there by Hickock.
Fuckwell throws the left hand but Hickock avoids the punch easily.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Hickock's head but Hickock sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuckwell misses with a lunging right hand
and Hickock counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fuckwell throws an off balance right hand
and Hickock counters with a straight right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hickock.
Hickock throws a hook but Fuckwell blocks it.
Hickock chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hickock misses with a low kick as Fuckwell jumps back.
Hickock getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Fuckwell is rocked!
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Hickock counters by clinching up.
Oh Fuckwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Hickock has him pressed against the cage.
Hickock swings wildly with an uppercut but Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hickock lands with a left to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hickock slowing the pace effectively.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fuckwell.
A head punch on the inside from Hickock fails to land.
Richard Hickock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuckwell wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hickock is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Hickock creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Fuckwell! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Hickock.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Hickock!
A very excited looking Richard Hickock made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Eyeonly Fuckwell had this to say: 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.