PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Albert Hoffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Bush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bush has chosen Star splangled SPANNER as his entrance music. George Bush has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hoffman
vs
Bush

167 cm
22
182 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
23
180 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Albert Hoffman !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, George Bush !
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bush throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hoffman attempts a counter takedown but Bush avoids it well and moves away.
Bush throws a nice looking combination but Hoffman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hoffman fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bush misses with a hook.

Hoffman looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Hoffman advances position into side control!

Hoffman swings around for an armbar but Bush sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hoffman 's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoffman is trying to keep Bush in close.
Hoffman has his hands on Bush 's head, controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bush trying to stand up but can't free himself from Hoffman 's guard.
Hoffman is looking to sweep but instead, Bush has passed into half guard.
Hoffman is looking for a sweep. Bush is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Hoffman looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hoffman is looking to control Bush 's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hoffman avoid being mounted?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Bush escapes and gets back to his feet.
Bush scores with a punch to the head.
Bush lands a two punch combo.
Bush throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hoffman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bush uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Hoffman is rocked!
Bush lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Hoffman - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Bush !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). George Bush !
Post fight, an emotional George Bush said 'Bin Laden..... I'm coming for you'.